Found 245 results

Video-background
7.1s
Look, we don't... l'm... We don't have to talk about this now. Let's just go to the barbecue, all right?

Office Space

Video-background
1m18s
Uh, no. No, you don't understand. It's, uh, very complicated. It's, uh... It's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a penny... and, uh, over time, they add up to a lot. Oh, OK. So you're gonna make a lot of money, right? - Yeah. - Right. It's not yours? Uh... well, it becomes ours. How is that not stealing? I don't think I'm explaining this very well. Um, the 7-Eleven, right? You'd take a penny from the tray. From the crippled children? No, that's the jar. I'm talking about the tray... The pennies for everybody. Oh, for everybody. OK. Yeah. Well, those are whole pennies. I'm just talking about fractions of a penny, OK? But we do it from a much bigger tray... and we do it a couple of million times. So what's wrong with that? I don't know. It just seems wrong. It's not wrong. Initech is wrong. Initech is an evil corporation, all right? Chotchkie's is wrong. Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning... and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair? Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start... taking money from the register. Well, maybe you should. The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear. What?

Office Space

Video-background
21.5s
Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...

Office Space

Video-background
17s
So, when the subroutine compounds the interest... it uses all these extra decimal places... that just get rounded off. So we simplified the whole thing... and we round 'em all down and drop the remainder... into an account that we opened. So you're stealing?

Office Space

Video-background
26.5s
Why's that, Drew? Are you kidding me? She gets around. All right? She does, does she? Oh, yeah, like a record. Like with who? Oh, let's see, uh... Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Uh, let me see, who else? Lumbergh?

Office Space

Video-background
6.3s
- Hey, Peter. - Drew. That's something about old Smykowski, huh? - Yeah. - Lucky bastard.

Office Space

Video-background
9s
- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.

Office Space

Video-background
1.6s
Thanks, Tom.

Office Space

Video-background
2s
Ah, sure.

Office Space

Video-background
12.4s
Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine! Check out this chick! Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend... like we can't hear each other through the wall? Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'? No, but...

Office Space

Video-background
6.2s
That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.

Office Space

Video-background
3.1s
We never should have done this. What were we thinking?

Office Space

Video-background
3.1s
Uh, look... I gotta get outta here.

Office Space

Video-background
4.9s
Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.

Office Space

Video-background
11.2s
Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis... and you wanna play poker with us? I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off... and, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.

Office Space

Video-background
1.3s
What is that supposed to mean?

Office Space

Video-background
3.6s
If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.

Office Space

Video-background
43.9s
And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...

Office Space