Conjugal visits? Not that I know of. Minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is... kick someone's ass the first day... or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway? Oh, no, we just... It's a...
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So, when the subroutine compounds the interest... it uses all these extra decimal places... that just get rounded off. So we simplified the whole thing... and we round 'em all down and drop the remainder... into an account that we opened. So you're stealing?
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Why's that, Drew? Are you kidding me? She gets around. All right? She does, does she? Oh, yeah, like a record. Like with who? Oh, let's see, uh... Hell, Lumbergh fucked her. Uh, let me see, who else? Lumbergh?
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- Hey, Peter. - Drew. That's something about old Smykowski, huh? - Yeah. - Lucky bastard.
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- Really? - Yep. All right, Peter. Ooh, ooh, right on. Make sure you wear a rubber, dude.
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Thanks, Tom.
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Ah, sure.
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Hey, Peter, man! Check out channel nine! Check out this chick! Damn it! Lawrence, can't you just pretend... like we can't hear each other through the wall? Oh, sorry, man! Anne over there or somethin'? No, but...
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That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea.
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We never should have done this. What were we thinking?
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Uh, look... I gotta get outta here.
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Stay clear, now. Stay clear. Holy shit.
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Why don't you just tell Anne that you're not into hypnosis... and you wanna play poker with us? I can't do that. She'll get all pissed off... and, besides, I think the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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If you're so obsessed with her, why don't you just ask her out? Oh, I can't do that.
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And I said I don't care if they lay me off, either. Because I told Bill... that if they move my desk one more time... then I'm... I'm quitting. I'm going to quit... and I told Dom, too... because they've moved my desk four times already this year... and I used to be over by the window... and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... but then they switched from the Swingline... to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler... because it didn't bind up as much... and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. OK, Milton. No, it's not OK, because if they make me... If they take my stapler, then I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll set the building on fire. OK, well, that sounds great. Uh, I'll talk to you later, all right? Bye. Peter...
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Yeah. He's gonna be sort of, uh... helping us out... a little here... asking some questions... maybe seeing if there are some ways... we can make things run a little more smoothly... around here.
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Yeah. Oh, and remember, next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and, uh... wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.
