- (GRO ANING) Frizzy. - Right. It's not technically incest if your family member's a different species.
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Well, I've seen worse.
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(GASPING)
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- Go away. - I didn't. l... I don't wanna see your face right now.
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STIFLER: Hey, where are you going? This was a horrible idea.
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Get to class.
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- Really? - Yeah.
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No, no, no, Frizzy! No!
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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.
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You shouldn't...You shouldn't... It's my phone. Don't read my phone. What's this supposed to mean? "Give her a dose of manthrax"? Well, I don't...What does that... I don't know what that... Do you know what that means? "I'm getting laid"?
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Hey, Rob.
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NATHAN: The truth is, yes, I was trying to pressure you, because I really, really wanna have sex. But I really wanna have sex with you.
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(PHONE BEEPS) Oh.
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(GASPS)
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(LAUGHS)
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Heidi?
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ROB ON COMPUTER. This is my little brother, Cody, and this is what he does with the vacuum every day.