No cell phones in the hall, Alyson. You can pick this up from my office today after school. No, no, no, Frizzy! No! Frizzy!
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Cheers.
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Be honest, show respect and just say whatever's on your mind.
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- Can I ask you something? - Sure. What's up? Well, it's kind of personal.
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Do you guys know where the vacuum is? Nope.
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The bible says to ask for Monique.
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Dude, you been working out? Didn't think so.
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So it was for a girl.
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LUBE: No, no, no, no!
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But I really wanna learn. You just give me a chance.
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I was scared.
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I mean, what does that mean, anyway? Do you think I'm too clingy? No. No, of course not.
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No, Frizzy! No! (GROANING)
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Yeah, and I might as well just crack the Da Vinci Code while I'm at it.
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Is God okay with a blow job? (GASPS)
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Yeah.
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Whether it winks at you. They talk. Now, to really make love to a woman, you gotta really care about her. But...Hey, sex is great, but sex with someone you love? That's awesome. Dude, that is so profound. Telling you. Yeah, definitely gets lonely on the road. Sure, I made love to all kinds of different food groups. Did you ever try making love to a peanut-butter sandwich? Nothing comes close. What? Well, maybe a deboned ham hock, but that takes a whole lot of prep.