Walk up to a girl and say, "Wow, you have beautiful eyes:" Like, never. It's telling us the only proven way to get women is to be an asshole, 'cause the guys that actually spew that kind of crap get laid. Check it out. Twelve o'clock. (NATHAN EXCLAIMS)
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- All right. Let's put this bible to a test. - Yes.
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Wait, what...What's...Wait, hold...Hold on.
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How does this look? Great, I'll take it.
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(PEOPLE MUTTERING)
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Can I help you? No. No. I'm...I'm just browsing.
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Okay, then.
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Don't eat that. You're gonna get fat. I'm super horny. Wanna suck me off in the Sharper lmage? Okay.
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Plus, your dad was a Beta. Those guys are notorious poon slayers.
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We're supposed to clean up the library.
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CHEERLEADERS: Blue and white... COMMENTATOR 1. Shearson's bringing the ball up court. He passes it off to Scott Stifler.
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Hey. What's up, Ashley? What are you pillow biters doing here? Stifler.
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Oh.
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Honey, I know that I can't stop you from doing certain things, but I can insist that you are safe.
