So where's this boyfriend Richard you keep talking about non-stop all the time? He doesn't attend high-school parties. Sounds like you might be in the market for some home-grown American beef. Sorry, I'm vegan.
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Meet me upstairs in the first bedroom to the left.
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(CRYING) Maman! You killed maman! You killed maman! (ROARING)
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No. No, that's a seven! That's 1975. It's from the '70s.
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You want a beer?
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Douche bag.
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I'm a man of refinement.
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Why settle for a six when you can get a perfect 10?
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Maybe it's just not in the cards for you.
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I don't know. I'm just saying, you know, you've been at it for years.
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Hey. Come with me.
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(LAUGHING) (CELL PHONE BUZZING) It's about that time, so I gotta go. But I'll see you tonight?
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Is that a moose?
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Yeah! (WHOOPS)
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- Hey, lmogen. - Stifler.
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Lube, pay attention. This applies to you, too. All right. Let's try to go in there and just be real.
