Did you bring condoms? What? I wet the bed until I was 13 years old, okay? You nancy boys couldn't get lucky at a Jonas Brothers concert with a fistful of backstage passes.
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And whenever it comes to making out, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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Don't you think maybe Ashley's just a little bit out of your league?
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You obviously know that I'm, like, totally into you. Right?
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Bear with me. If she's down, bring her flowers.
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Got a beer. Right. So...
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Is that cream-filled? You rock.
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Oh. Don't mention that, okay?
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So where's this boyfriend Richard you keep talking about non-stop all the time? He doesn't attend high-school parties. Sounds like you might be in the market for some home-grown American beef. Sorry, I'm vegan.
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Good luck, buddy. Good luck, dude. Tonight, you become a man.
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All right, boys. Tonight's the night. Wish me luck.
