ROB: No, no, no, Frizzy! No. - Mom, just turn it off! - I don't know how! Your brother made it my start-up screen. - Okay, I can...I can fix that. - You can? Great. - Yeah. - Thanks. - No, no, no, Frizzy! No! - Thank you for that. - Okay. - And we're done. Right? Yeah. Well, honey, please. There's no reason to be ashamed. Masturbation is perfectly natural. I mean, boys your age are maybe into experimentation and trying new things with animals.
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Dude, you gotta play along with this whole pledge thing. Well, that's easy for you to say. You haven't exactly broken the seal yet, either. Dude, I've been getting to third base on a regular basis. I can't go back to jacking off now. Dude, just use your left hand. It feels completely different.
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- She was here a second ago. - Maybe she went to the bathroom. - Yeah, maybe. - Dana's pissed at me.
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I mean, Frizzy, she's been in our family for... Since she was a puppy... (STAMMERS) Hey, I'm late.
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And, also, somebody sent me a link to this video.
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And we're back. What's up, dude? Where's Heidi?
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Get it out! Get it out!
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I don't know.
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Maybe it's in the garage. Rob? I wanna have a little chat with you. Do we have to? Honey, I know that you're growing older, and I don't know what your father has told you about things, but I think it's important to discuss everything, you know? Like about sex.
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- Are you having sex? - Mom, I don't wanna talk about this. No, well, it's just that I found this sock in the laundry, and, well... Oh, God, Mom. Put that away.
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- Cody. - Look. His lips are chapped. (EXCLAIMS) Well, we'll see.
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Two months seems like an awfully long time for Saturday detention.
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(SHRIEKS) Oh, my God. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Hurry, Rob, come on.
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HEIDl: Rob! Rob! Put it out. Take off your pants! Take off...Take your pants off!
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(FIRE ALARM RINGING) (SHRIEKS) Oh, God.
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All right. I have to go get ready.
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Dude, I don't know. This sounds pretty weak. Plus, I mean, we can find most of this stuff on the internet anyway. No, this is different. This has personal experiences. Plus, it's custom-tailored to Great Falls girls. Since when does punani have a zip code? What have we got to lose? Nathan, you've been working on Dana for, what? Like six months? Only to find out that she loves the Lord more than sex?
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"1991 . How to shave your pubes to make your dick look bigger:"