I thought I had the answers. It's too bad that 99% of the bible's completely unreadable.
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(POP SONG PLAYING)
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That means he wasn't being serious.
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Hey. What's up, Ashley? What are you pillow biters doing here? Stifler.
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I owe it to future generations to restore its wisdom. Dude, I'm all for it, but how?
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You two, stay amazing. My God.
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Hello? ROB: Hi: May I speak to Noah Levenstein, please? Speaking. Are you the one who created the bible? No, that would be God. No, no, no: Hold on. I'm referring to the bible. I'm calling from East Great Falls High School.
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Hey. Come with me.
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How do you know about that? Who do you think is forwarding all those videos to Mom?
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From the beginning.
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All right, girls.
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I don't know.
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Oh.
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Honey, I know that I can't stop you from doing certain things, but I can insist that you are safe.
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Yeah, sure.
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How was she?
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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.