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Hey, check it out. There's Heidi.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- I'm gonna go find Dana. - All right, man.

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- I'll be right back, okay? - (WHISPERING) Okay. PRIEST ON PA: What is faith? When you flip the light switch in your kitchen, you know that the light will turn on. Some might call that faith, but I tell you, that is not the real faith.

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Condom?

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(INAUDIBLE)

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Faith in God and His promise of eternal life.

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Because assholes get laid! (BOYS CHEERING) Yes.

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Yeah, Mom. Great.

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(LAUGHS)

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It's just...I don't know. Everyone's already done it like a million times already, and I know I don't have a boyfriend or whatever, but...

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Yeah, could you just give us just one minute?

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Do you even know how to play poker? KATIE: I know the game. And I tell you what, if I lose, I'll take off all my clothes. (ALL EXCLAIMING)

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All right, so what's the game plan here? I don't know. Ask her to dance, I guess. You need a plan, all right? It's all about establishing your intentions. See, right now, she thinks of you as just a friend.

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- Well, I just wanted to tell you... - Rob.

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Stop, jerk.

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You moron. You stick it up your tailpipe and the minty-ness makes your asshole twitch.

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LUBE: Then what happened? Hello. Yeah. Class of '77. Yeah, hold on. Let me get a pen. Pete O'Donnell, please. Who is this? Mr O'Donnell, this is Marshall Lubetski. I just wanted to talk to you about what you wrote in the bible. You know, about having anal sex with Miss Johnson.

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Okay.

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Hey, check it out. There's Heidi.

- I'm gonna go find Dana. - All right, man.

- I'll be right back, okay? - (WHISPERING) Okay. PRIEST ON PA: What is faith? When you flip the light switch in your kitchen, you know that the light will turn on. Some might call that faith, but I tell you, that is not the real faith.

Condom?

(INAUDIBLE)

Faith in God and His promise of eternal life.

Because assholes get laid! (BOYS CHEERING) Yes.

Yeah, Mom. Great.

(LAUGHS)

It's just...I don't know. Everyone's already done it like a million times already, and I know I don't have a boyfriend or whatever, but...

Yeah, could you just give us just one minute?

Do you even know how to play poker? KATIE: I know the game. And I tell you what, if I lose, I'll take off all my clothes. (ALL EXCLAIMING)

All right, so what's the game plan here? I don't know. Ask her to dance, I guess. You need a plan, all right? It's all about establishing your intentions. See, right now, she thinks of you as just a friend.

- Well, I just wanted to tell you... - Rob.

Stop, jerk.

You moron. You stick it up your tailpipe and the minty-ness makes your asshole twitch.

LUBE: Then what happened? Hello. Yeah. Class of '77. Yeah, hold on. Let me get a pen. Pete O'Donnell, please. Who is this? Mr O'Donnell, this is Marshall Lubetski. I just wanted to talk to you about what you wrote in the bible. You know, about having anal sex with Miss Johnson.

Okay.