Honey, I know that I can't stop you from doing certain things, but I can insist that you are safe.
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Yeah, sure.
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How was she?
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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.
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Thanks.
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Did you drink and drive? No. John Costello drove me home.
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GIRL: Oh, my God.
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What was that?
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Do me from behind.
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Well, I want you to know that if you find yourself in any carnal situation, that you...You will use protection.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm just gonna lay it out on the line. No tricks, no hidden agenda at all.
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You're not putting your dick in that, are you?
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Yeah. I've seen the shrine.
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So, I was thinking about what we were talking about, you know, before.
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So you almost had sex with Stifler so you'd be ready for me.