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Do you really think she likes me? Why are we still talking about this? I mean, what if she tries to kiss me? Then you just kiss her back, man. What if she tries to kiss me, like... Like, without warning? What are you talking about? Haven't you ever kissed anyone? Don't... You gonna tell the whole jungle? Guys, I found a side door. Over here. - Guess what I found. - No, no, don't tell him. Okay, let's talk about your walk. Take your time. Make a meal of it. Like a gorgeous gazelle. Or a horse. High-step it. One foot in front of the other. And bring it. Boom, boom... That's not it. Yikes. Anything you can do to draw attention to the lips. A little nibble like this. A nibble goes a long way, girlfriend. Good. That's better. Now smile. You look terrified. Oh, God, you're so funny. - You're so funny. - Oh, God, you're so funny. Oh, my God, you're so funny. - I think I'm getting it. - You are getting it. Go, girl. Now, keep your lips slightly parted, like... Yeah, not-not gross, just relaxed. Touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth. - Like this. - Like this? - Like this. - Like this? Like this. Like this. Like this? I think you're ready. [CHUCKLES] - Cool. - Okay, flirt like our lives depend on it. 'Cause they do. ALEX: Okay, there's the door. We just need something to cut through the fence. Okay, Fridge, you got anything like that in the backpack? Uh, yeah, I should. What...? Here you go. I got some... Some bolt cutters. Does that seem like a good tool for the situation? Perfect, actually. It's called backpack power, baby. [MAN LAUGHS] You guys, I think this is gonna work. I think so too. She's pretty fly. And those guys don't meet a lot of new people. "Fly"? Well, not like Cindy Crawford fly, but for Jumanji, she the bomb. "The bomb"? - Cindy Crawford? - That's your go-to? ALEX: I'm just saying, I'm sure they'd like to get jiggy with her.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
1m0s
[♪♪♪♪♪] Alex. What year do you think it is? - What do you mean? - Oh, no. It's 1996. You're Alex Vreeke, aren't you? Yeah, that's right. Wait a minute, you mean Freak House? Wait, what are you... What are you guys talking about? How do you know me? Alex, I don't know how to tell you this... You've been in this game for 20 years. That's probably not how I would've done it. What? No. You guys are messing with me, right? No, we're not. Alex Vreeke. Everybody in Brantford knows about you. You're the kid that disappeared. Twenty years ago. Twenty years? Twenty years, man. I don't even know how to say this, but Cindy Crawford, dude, she's like 50 years old. - But still fly. - Eh. Wait...
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
35.7s
Okay, in flirting situations, the key is making them check you out without letting them know that you know that they're checking you out. You're like, "Whatever." When they try to talk to you, you can play it one of three ways: dumb, super into it, or nasty. Which way you play it depends on what guy you deal with. This is like my dream and my nightmare all at one time. I'm not gonna take that personally. Now, hair is everything. Touch it. Move it. Play with it. Move it around a lot. Hypnotize them with it. Give me a flip like that. Okay, now angle your eyes down. Now, head down. Tilt up. Eyes big.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
38.1s
[BOTH LAUGH] FRIDGE: That's beautiful, Spencer. Why don't I set you up with a nice candlelight dinner? Or do you guys wanna get the hell out of here? All right. Show me how it's done. Class is in session. - Come on, girl. - Okay. BETHANY: Watch and learn. Hey, what did you mean by that candlelight-dinner thing? - What are you talking about? - You said it, me and Martha, candlelight dinner. What does that even mean? The girl is into you, Spencer. [LOUDLY] What? [GUN COCKS] [BUG BUZZES] [♪♪♪♪♪]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
27.5s
[WHISPERING] I can't talk to guys. I'm terrible at it. [WHISPERING] I can give you some pointers. [IN NORMAL VOICE] No, I'm sorry. We have to come up with another plan. I'm not... No. Heh. Not doing that. Martha, you just have to distract them long enough for us to get into the shed. I really don't think I can, I'm not... Like, I'm not actually some badass girl. What are you talking about? You're a total badass.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
1m17s
ALEX: There it is. The transportation shed. There's all sorts of vehicles inside. We gotta get one, get across the canyon, and get to the Jaguar statue. Okay, I see the transportation shed, I see the canyon, but I still can't see the statue, which is weird 'cause it's the most important thing in Jumanji and it's huge. That's what she said. [LAUGHING] You drunk, Fridge? What are you talking about? I ain't drunk. - He is drunk. - I had three little margaritas. You're about half your usual size. Whatever, whatever. Alex, what do we do? How do we get past these guards? Last time, I waited till they left. How long did that take? - Three weeks? - Oh, we gonna die. Okay. Plan B. Maybe there's another door somewhere. But we gotta distract those guys first. BETHANY: I've got it. Distracting guys is, like, the main thing I do. He plays video games, I distract guys. Bethany, I hate to break it to you right now, but you don't exactly have the, um, the tool kit. - Not me. - What? - You have to go down there and flirt with those guys... - No. - ...and hold their attention while we sneak in. - No! I can't just go over there and flirt with some weird soldiers I don't know. I know, but right now we don't have a better idea. You don't understand. I actually can't do it.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
39.6s
And once I got down to my last life, I realized I was screwed. And that I was never gonna get out of here by myself. Half the stuff that came at me, I had zero way to deal with. You can't kill a black mamba with a margarita. You sure can't. You need a zoologist for that. [♪♪♪♪♪] Alex, we can help each other. You've been here a long time, you know the game, and between us, we have a lot of strengths. Yeah. We're actually pretty good together. I don't know, bro. Okay, I mess up one more time, I'm toast. Totally freaks me out even thinking about going back to the transportation shed.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
35.1s
Who's this? Who's Alan Parrish? He's the guy who built this place. Wait, other people have been stuck here too? Yeah. This is Alan Parrish's house. I'm just living in it. BETHANY [IN NORMAL VOICE]: So, Alex, tell me, how long have you been in the game? Oh, it's tough to say. Time is kind of funny here. But a few months, at least. - A few months? - What? Yeah, I can't seem to make it past the transportation shed. Transportation shed? What's that? It's the next level. First time, my hot-air balloon wouldn't even take off. And then there was the whole plane thing I mentioned.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle