- Who are you? - Who are you? [GASPS] Who is she? [PANTING] Who are you guys? Huh? - Okay, what the hell? - [SCREAMING] - [SCREAMS] - BETHANY: God! Oh, my God! - FRIDGE: Get off of me! - I am suing... - What's wrong with my voice? - FRIDGE: Get off of me! - Where am I? - You're crushing me! Get off!
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
7.8s
Uh, I have a tattoo. My mom always said she'd kill me if I ever got a tattoo. FRIDGE: What is this? I have one too.
- Martha? - Yeah. You're Ruby Roundhouse. And, Bethany, you're Professor Shelly Oberon. Only Shelly must be short for Sheldon. What are you talking about? Oh, my God. Oh, my God, he's right. And you... you're Spencer? You? Yes. Guys, I'm telling you. - I am Spencer. I'm... Aah! - [BIRD CALLS] Yep, that's Spencer. Whoa. Whoa! So that means I... I'm...
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
10.3s
You're telling me that you're Spencer? Yes, yes, yes. That's it. Fridge, I'm Spencer. Which means you're Moose Finbar. It says it right there on your vest. And...
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
1m5s
Sometimes. Wait a second. Where's my phone? [MOSQUITO BUZZES] Aah. Why am I wearing this outfit in a jungle? Tiny, little shorts and a leather halter top. I mean, what is this? I look like a living garden gnome. Where is my phone? - Who cares? - We are in different bodies! It doesn't seem like the most pressing concern - at this moment. - Really? You don't think this would be a good moment to make a call or text somebody or change your status to "stuck in a video game"? All I'm saying is, I don't have my Claritin, okay? And I'm allergic to almost everything. Oh, no. You got allergies, Spencer? Huh? I don't have the top two feet of my body! You guys, this can't actually be happening. Maybe we're all in a coma. Together? We're all in a coma together? It's the only explanation. That old game machine must have electrocuted us, and now we're... - [HIPPO BELLOWS] - [ALL SCREAM] - MARTHA: Oh, my God, Bethany! - FRIDGE: Oh, my God, oh, my God! MARTHA: Stop it! [WATER SPLASHES] [GASPS]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
19.2s
Are you okay? That was so intense. I, like, can't even with this place. - What just happened to you? - I got eaten by a rhino, and then I fell, like, a thousand feet from the sky. Yeah, that's what it looked like. That was a hippo. They're omnivorous. They're fast as a horse over short distances, and they have the bite force of 8100 newtons.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
13.1s
Oh, my God! You better get in there and go save her. I'm not getting in there! You get in. I'm not going anywhere. I got a backpack on. You don't get in water with a backpack. Everybody knows that. [GAME CHIMES] [GAME RUMBLES]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
12.8s
How do I know this? You're an expert in zoology. - What? - I'm still an old fat guy, right? - I'm afraid so. - FRIDGE: Wait. Why is everybody okay with this? I mean, she fell out of the sky. Um, guys?
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
8.6s
- [HIPPO BELLOWING] - [SCREAMS] Bethany, get up. Bethany, get up. Get up! [ALL SCREAMING]
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
4.9s
Ow! FRIDGE: What the...? - MARTHA: Bethany! - FRIDGE: What just...?
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
4.2s
Oh... What kind of stupid-ass...?
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
19.5s
[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY, BELL RINGS] BETHANY: It's been over two hours since I've posted, and he hasn't commented. He hasn't even liked it. - You saw it. - LUCINDA [ON PHONE]: Yeah, gorge. I don't know what his problem is. Thank you. It's not like I post all the time, just enough to stay relevant. But it's cute enough for Noah to... Hey, there's some rando behind you.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
21.1s
- So? - Oh, I'm sorry. Let me back up. You're aware there are other people in the world, right? [STUDENTS CHUCKLE] Look, um, you know, I'm dealing with something right now, and I'm no happier about it than you are. I'm having a crisis, and Lucinda, I mean, she's supporting me as a woman, and it feels like maybe you should too.
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
12.3s
I heard she broke up with that football guy. This could be your opening, Fussfeld. - [WHISTLE TWEETS] - We're gonna practice catching and throwing. So partner up and grab a football. Let's move!
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
11.2s
- Just hang up the phone. - Okay, I'll wrap it up. - Bethany, hang it up now. - Two minutes and we're done. And that's detention. [♪♪♪♪♪] TEACHER: All right, keep those arms pumping.