[GASPS] Oh, my God, these things are crazy. [♪♪♪♪♪]
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"The Defenders."
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[BIRD SCREECHES] [THUNDER RUMBLING]
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Wowza. I don't think this has ever happened before. - What do you mean? - Oh, I mean, like, I don't think anyone's ever liked me that I... I can't believe I'm doing this. I never tell anyone how I fe...
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I'm glad you're here. I, uh, ahem...
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No. It can't be that easy.
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I like you, Martha. I, like, like you. [LAUGHS] Like, I'm fully into you. - You are? - I am. And I have been since, like, the seventh grade.
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- I have something to tell you. - Yeah? And I wanna tell you now, just in case the next time that we talk I'm no longer brave.
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Hey.
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- [SPENCER GRUNTS] - [BOTH SCREAM]
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[GRUNTS] SPENCER: Turn us around. No!
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SPENCER: They're getting close! My stomach's starting to bother me a bit. - MARTHA: Go up! - ALEX: I can't go up! I think I had too many margaritas. [BELLOWING CONTINUES]
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They're indigenous to Jumanji. They're huge, white, scary, and stupid, - and they eat people. - No.
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[SPENCER GRUNTS] How does he do that? Climbing is one of his strengths. Oh. Gotcha. Cake makes me explode.
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- MARTHA: Oh, my God! - ALEX: Running out of time! - MARTHA: Fix it, please! - No, no, no.
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MARTHA: Hurry! Come on, fix it!
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Do you really think she likes me? Why are we still talking about this? I mean, what if she tries to kiss me? Then you just kiss her back, man. What if she tries to kiss me, like... Like, without warning? What are you talking about? Haven't you ever kissed anyone? Don't... You gonna tell the whole jungle? Guys, I found a side door. Over here. - Guess what I found. - No, no, don't tell him. Okay, let's talk about your walk. Take your time. Make a meal of it. Like a gorgeous gazelle. Or a horse. High-step it. One foot in front of the other. And bring it. Boom, boom... That's not it. Yikes. Anything you can do to draw attention to the lips. A little nibble like this. A nibble goes a long way, girlfriend. Good. That's better. Now smile. You look terrified. Oh, God, you're so funny. - You're so funny. - Oh, God, you're so funny. Oh, my God, you're so funny. - I think I'm getting it. - You are getting it. Go, girl. Now, keep your lips slightly parted, like... Yeah, not-not gross, just relaxed. Touch your tongue to the roof of your mouth. - Like this. - Like this? - Like this. - Like this? Like this. Like this. Like this? I think you're ready. [CHUCKLES] - Cool. - Okay, flirt like our lives depend on it. 'Cause they do. ALEX: Okay, there's the door. We just need something to cut through the fence. Okay, Fridge, you got anything like that in the backpack? Uh, yeah, I should. What...? Here you go. I got some... Some bolt cutters. Does that seem like a good tool for the situation? Perfect, actually. It's called backpack power, baby. [MAN LAUGHS] You guys, I think this is gonna work. I think so too. She's pretty fly. And those guys don't meet a lot of new people. "Fly"? Well, not like Cindy Crawford fly, but for Jumanji, she the bomb. "The bomb"? - Cindy Crawford? - That's your go-to? ALEX: I'm just saying, I'm sure they'd like to get jiggy with her.