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30.5s
And heroes are necessary. And they should be allowed to have families, all right? But I know it means, you know, that people suffer. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Well, but I'm sorry for being a dick. - There's-there's two sides to every story. - No. Thank you for sharing with me. Thanks for taking me here. - All right, we don't have to get all Oprah. - Yeah. - It's all right. - Hey, to Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Yeah, Stan. - Stan. - Stan. - Stan.
The King of Staten Island
19.8s
We get into Brooklyn. And sure-sure enough, there's cops. Like, uh, like they were waiting for us. Oh, shit. So now I'm like, "Oh, fuck. We're screwed." Stan gets off the car. He goes over to the cop. I'm thinking, "Oh, shit, he's gonna fucking clock this cop. He's gonna, you know..." And he goes right up to him, grabs his face, and he kisses him on the lips.
The King of Staten Island
4m24s
♪ Mm ♪ ♪ Ay-oh ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Ratatat ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ ♪ You don't really care about the trials of tomorrow ♪ ♪ Rather lay awake in the bed full of sorrow ♪ ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good ♪ ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good ♪ ♪ Tell me what you know about dreaming, dreaming ♪ ♪ You don't really know about nothing, nothing ♪ ♪ Tell me what you know about ♪ ♪ Them night terrors every night ♪ ♪ 5:00 a.m., cold sweats, waking up to the sky ♪ ♪ I'm on the pursuit of happiness and I know ♪ ♪ Everything that shine ain't always gonna be gold, hey ♪ ♪ I'll be fine once I get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good ♪ ♪ Pursuit of happiness ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I'll get it ♪ ♪ I'll be good. ♪ ♪ Ooh... ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Oh, never, never, never ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop to think ♪ ♪ That I'd find myself here with you ♪ ♪ In your own world of dreams ♪ ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ ♪ Again with you ♪ ♪ You are my joy ♪ ♪ And my joy is you ♪ ♪ Never, never ♪ ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ Sometimes I stop and ask ♪ ♪ And wonder where you were ♪ ♪ Then I rip you from my mind ♪ ♪ 'Cause I thought you didn't care ♪ ♪ Oh, but here I am ♪ ♪ Again with you ♪ ♪ This time I know ♪ ♪ What my heart can do ♪ ♪ Never, never ♪ ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I don't know why ♪ ♪ I had to play the game of losing you ♪ ♪ To make me see ♪ ♪ That I still love you ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ ♪ But here I am ♪ ♪ Again with you ♪ ♪ You are my joy ♪ ♪ And my joy is you ♪ ♪ Never, never ♪ ♪ Never did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Oh, no, oh, no ♪ ♪ Never, never, ooh, never, baby ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ I just can't stop ♪ ♪ No, no, no ♪ ♪ Never, never, never ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop loving you ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪ ♪ Never, baby ♪ ♪ Did I stop loving you ♪ ♪ Oh, no, oh ♪ ♪ Never, never, never ♪ ♪ Did I ever stop loving you, baby ♪ ♪ Yeah, oh ♪ ♪ Never, never. ♪
The King of Staten Island
1m45s
Well, I know you're into art, so I thought you could expand your horizons while I'm gone. You got a gift receipt for this? - You okay? - Fine... Yeah. Wh-What do you mean? Yeah, I'm... You gonna be okay without me here? What, you don't think I can survive here without you? Okay, just don't be a dick, okay? Like, be nice to Mom, okay? Don't give her a hard time. - She deserves a break. - I always give her a-a break. What are you... When's... When am I gonna get my break? Like... What are you talking about? All anyone ever does is worry about you. I was ignored my entire childhood 'cause of you. Oh, yeah, I forgot that my childhood was so dandy. Okay, you don't get to act crazy your whole life just 'cause Dad died, okay? At least you got to know him. Well, you're lucky you didn't get to know him, okay? 'Cause that's why you're almost normal. If you got to know him, you would've known that he was, like, the fucking coolest guy ever, and that would've ruined the rest of your life. Okay, like, but what are you gonna do? Are you gonna get a job or are you gonna leave the house? I don't know. I-I'm gonna open that tattoo restaurant. No, like, for real. I am being real. It's a great... It's never been done before. I looked it up. I googled it. It's never been done, not even as a joke. Because no one wants to go to a restaurant and watch people get tattooed while they eat. - It's gross. - It's the best idea ever. Ruby Tattoosdays, where everyone's welcome. - Chicken and tattoos. - That's not a business! You know, you got to get your shit together. Time is passing by very quickly. That's why I smoke weed all the time, okay? It slows it all down. Fucking God. See, I'm worried about you. Well, why now? You never gave a shit. You, like, literally never cared until this second. Like, wh-what, what gives? You never looked out for me once. You're my older brother. You're supposed to look out for me. You're-you're just guilty 'cause you're leaving? Now, all of a sudden, you're afraid I'm gonna die? I was gonna die anyway, whether you stay or not. - Are you gonna hurt yourself? - Probably. Yeah, I'm probably gonna hurt myself. I don't know how, but yeah.
The King of Staten Island
18.4s
Postcoital. If you ever come to see me, if you ever come see me, that's... - It'll happen that night, I guarantee it. - Yeah, I know. Oh, here he is. - Hey. - Hey. - How you doing? - Good. How are you? Good to see you again. Yeah. Uh, I'm-I'm really sorry for branding your kid. Oh, no, no, no. It's-it's fine. It's fine. Cost 350, but I didn't make your mom pay for it.
The King of Staten Island
20.5s
Look at this guy. - Having the time of his life. - Mm-hmm. Acting like he owns the place. I know that guy. Eggplant parmesan. Oh. I'll be. Your moms is a bit of a baddie. She look postcoital. - What's "postcoital"? - It's like post-fucking, but it's your mom, so I want to be nice. But, uh, oh, it's definitely happening.
The King of Staten Island
54.5s
It's Ray. Who's Ray? Remember the kid you tattooed? His father. - That fucking prick? - Yeah, I know. He's a really nice man, and he's really good to me. - And he's a fireman. - He's a fireman?! That's fucked up. - Why? - W-What do you mean, why? I mean, uh, you haven't dated anyone in 17 years since Dad, and the first guy you date is a fireman? You don't think that's a little fucking weird? I got nothing against firemen. Neither do I, but the-the guy doesn't like me, and he has the same job as Dad, like... I'm fucked up as it is, Mom. Like, I have Crohn's, okay? There's something wrong up here. Huh. I can't find my watch! What are you trying to do to me here?! Haven't I been through enough?! Wait, what did I, what did I do wrong? W-What did I do wrong? What did I do? What... I'm sorry. Like, what did I do? I'm not, I'm not doing it to you. I just... I-I don't want to be alone the rest of my life. I don't want you to be alone, either. That would suck, but, like, come on. This is, like... This is pretty obvious this is not a good choice, right?
The King of Staten Island