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41.4s
You better look out for Sprinkles, because I'm looking out for you, all right? You got it. And, listen, man. I need you to spend time with Sprinkles. I don't want you just going in there, feeding him and running out. You got to go in there, scratch his belly. You tell him I miss him and I'll see him soon. Right. Um, how, uh, how are the boys? How's Igor and Richie doing in there? I'll tell you right now. I haven't seen Richie. Igor? Bro, look to your right. That's Carla. Carla. Holy shit! Get the... Bro, she's fucking real. She's fucking real. She's fucking real. Holy shit. Yo. She's hot, man.
The King of Staten Island
1m14s
- Oh, God. Yeah. - So good. We are so proud of our daughter Joanne... and Claire, who's been at our house so much over the years you feel like our second daughter. Thank you, Margie, for lending her to us all these years. You guys have worked so hard, and we are so, so proud of you. Jesus Christ, dial it back, you fucking fruits. Joanne, you are a very special girl. You made our dreams come true, too. You're my sweet angel. No, she's not. It's such an honor to be your parents. You've taught us as much as we've taught you. Claire... You've been through so much, and you've done so well, so much better than any of us could have handled it. Your dad Stan would be so proud of you. He's looking down at you right now. Yes, he is. No, he's not. A toast to Joanne and Claire. So proud. Congratulations! ♪ Please don't ♪ ♪ Make me have to take your bitch ♪ ♪ How I roll, if I'm shining ♪ ♪ Everybody gonna shine... ♪ - What's up, Todd? - What's up, Scott? You going to college, too, someday? I'd like to, yeah. I'd go study law. Oh, yeah? That's awesome, man. That sounds really cool. Do you have any weed? - I do. - Could I have some? - Definitely. I'll go grab it. - Cool. Thanks, Todd.
The King of Staten Island
18s
I, uh... I really like Ray, but I... He's-he's got to lose that mustache. I mean, come on. When we go out in public, people think that I'm kidnapped, you know? The looks that we get at the supermarket. They're like... People-people look at me like, "Are you okay?" And I'm like, "Yeah, no, yeah. It's my mom's boyfriend."
The King of Staten Island
24.7s
Okay, w-will you just test me on this part? Yeah. That one? - All right. - Okay. Here we go. "Amy must complete three tasks at work. "She estimates that the first two tasks "will take her 45 minutes to complete "and that the third task will take her "two hours and ten minutes to complete. "If Amy's estimate is correct, how long will it take her to complete all three tasks?"
The King of Staten Island
1m0s
Come on. - Let me take you out. - It's so hard to meet people. - I'm totally open. - No, it's... I mean, God... You're not open at all. - It's really hard to meet people. - You're a liar. You're not open. "Hard to meet people"? - I'm in the E.R. All I see is, like... - You meet... - You meet a hundred people a night. - People who were shot... Yeah, they're shot. They're-they're, uh, they're criminals. - Stop limiting yourself. - Who am I gonna meet? Stop limiting yourself. - But I'm at the hospital. - Yeah. - They're not all criminals. - You meet people at work. - That's what it's... - Some of them are victims. Doll... You know, we could put you on two shifts a week, - just-just, just to try it. - I don't need a job. I, uh, I got a contact at a tattoo shop. I'm-I'm hoping for an apprenticeship, so... Then you're gonna need some money. Yeah, some of these guys walk away with 80 bucks in tips. Scott, your cousin's offering you a job. Consider it, okay? If you're good at it, you can become a waiter. Why are you offering me a job anyway? Because I told your father I'd always look out for you. How? He died suddenly in a fire. Uh, did you ask his ghost? That's not witty, Scott. Your dark sense of humor doesn't work for me. I find it funny. It's your sister's big day. Be a gentleman.
The King of Staten Island
27.3s
Kelsey. Hi. Hey. How are you? - What are you doing here? - Oh, I just, uh... I-I just wanted to talk to you. Well, I have my civil service test today. Oh, yeah, I-I remembered. That's why I wanted to, you know... - I have to go. - Can I come? What? Why? You know, for, like, moral support. I just want to be there for you. - Well, I can't stop you. - Oh, all right, great. Y-Your hair looks nice. Thanks.
The King of Staten Island