Okay. You may... You may have seen that clip of our next guest. Now, before he comes out, I just want to say that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight. But this is how he wanted to come out, and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. So, please welcome, Joker.
Joker
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Stand clear of the closing doors.
Joker
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Masks off! Get your mask off!
Joker
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Yes.
Joker
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Go over there.
Joker
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What is it? Take it.
Joker
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Fucking savages. It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. No. They'll take everything from you if you do that. All the crazy shit out there. They're animals.
Joker
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Maybe my next wife.
Joker
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You're awful, Murray. Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful? Playing my video. Inviting me on this show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them. You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition, and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today, because of what you did. I know.
Joker
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Okay, I'm waiting for the punch line. There is no punch line.
Joker
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Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.
Joker
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- It is certainly tense. - Hmm. People are upset. They're struggling. Looking for work. These are tough times. How about you?
Joker
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Yeah?
Joker
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Get him off! Well, okay, I think I might understand that you did this to start a movement, to become a symbol? Come on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy. Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense for killing three young men? No. They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.
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I feel like I know you. I've been watching you forever. Thank you. What's with the face? I mean, are you part of the protest? No. No, I don't believe in any of that. I don't believe in anything. I just thought it'd be good for my act. For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. No, I hadn't heard. - Yeah. - You see? This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. We're gonna go with it. Thank you, Murray. Couple rules, though. No cursing. No off-color material. We do a clean show. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. I love Dr. Sally. Good, good. Someone will - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. Good luck. - Thanks, Murray. - Okay.