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- Look up. - Mmm. Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. Mom, why are these letters so important to you? What do you think he's gonna do? He's gonna help us. But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? Why would he help us? Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. If he knew how we were living, if he saw this place, it would make him sick. I can't explain it to you any better than that.
Joker
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I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot." "There's another spot. That would work." "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this."
Joker
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I feel like I know you. I've been watching you forever. Thank you. What's with the face? I mean, are you part of the protest? No. No, I don't believe in any of that. I don't believe in anything. I just thought it'd be good for my act. For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. No, I hadn't heard. - Yeah. - You see? This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. We're gonna go with it. Thank you, Murray. Couple rules, though. No cursing. No off-color material. We do a clean show. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. I love Dr. Sally. Good, good. Someone will - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. Good luck. - Thanks, Murray. - Okay.
Joker