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Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. Sorry, mate. Yeah. It doesn't seem fair, getting fired like that. Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Artie? What the fuck would you do that for? Is that part of your new act, Arthur? If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you're just gonna shoot yourself? Why don't you ask Randall about it? It was his gun. - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? What the fuck are you talking about? Stop talking out of your ass, Art. Oh, no! I forgot to punch out.
Joker
54.2s
Like all Wayne employees, past and present, they're family. Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. There now seems to be a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. It's almost as if our less fortunate residents are taking the side of the killer. Yes, and it's a shame. It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. Gotham's lost its way. What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? Well, it makes total sense to me. What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, yet they're too scared to show their own face. And until those kind of people change for the better, those of us who have made something of our lives will always look at those who haven't as nothing but clowns.
Joker
34.2s
You're awful, Murray. Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful? Playing my video. Inviting me on this show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them. You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition, and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today, because of what you did. I know.
Joker
1m9s
Look at us. I think you are. Well, that's impossible because you're adopted, and I never slept with your mother. - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? - Money? - No, I don't... I wasn't adopted. Jesus. She never told you? Told me what? Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. That's not true. Why are you saying that? Then she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital, when you were just a little boy. Why are you saying this? I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange. I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. I don't know why everyone is so rude. I don't know why you are. I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! How about just a little bit of fucking decency? What is it with you people? You say that stuff about my mother. She's crazy. She's... You think this is funny? Dad, it's me. Come on. Touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you.
Joker
51.4s
I feel like I know you. I've been watching you forever. Thank you. What's with the face? I mean, are you part of the protest? No. No, I don't believe in any of that. I don't believe in anything. I just thought it'd be good for my act. For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. No, I hadn't heard. - Yeah. - You see? This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. We're gonna go with it. Thank you, Murray. Couple rules, though. No cursing. No off-color material. We do a clean show. - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. I love Dr. Sally. Good, good. Someone will - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. Good luck. - Thanks, Murray. - Okay.
Joker