I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should've just stayed. You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? She was in love. She couldn't wait to get away from you. Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.
Joker
1.5s
Um...
Joker
6.2s
Yeah, that sounds great. Can we set up a date right now? Are you available next Thursday?
Joker
17s
Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.
Joker
1.4s
Arthur, stop!
Joker
1.2s
Yeah?
Joker
1.2s
Lift.
Joker
5s
Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. Hmm? Oh...
Joker
11.6s
Happy, what was that? Are you okay? Mom, what? That noise! Did you hear that noise? I'm watching an old war movie! Turn it down! Um...
Joker
5.5s
I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!
Joker
1.5s
Are we clear?
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
Joker
13.9s
Hi. What's your name? I'm Bruce. Bruce. I'm Arthur.
Joker
3.1s
Shit. Sorry, Gary.
Joker
2.7s
Would you please stop bothering my kid?
Joker
2s
What? You think that's funny?
Joker
5.4s
So, I know you're a comedian. You been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke?
Joker
7s
Arthur, you're on seven different medications. Surely, they must be doing something.
