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Archers, ignite! Ignite!

Gladiator

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Face the Emperor and don't turn your back on him.

Gladiator

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This man served Rome well.

Gladiator

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Kneel.

Gladiator

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Spaniard. That's enough for the moment!

Gladiator

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Will they fight, sir? We shall know soon enough. Soldier, I ordered you to move those catapults forward. - They're out of range. - Range is good. - The danger to the cavalry... - Is acceptable. Agreed?

Gladiator

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Oh, that's very funny, Murray.

Joker

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This building is so awful, isn't it?

Joker

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So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"

Joker

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♪ That's life ♪ ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ ♪ But I don't let it, let it get me down ♪ ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪

Joker

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♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to... ♪ Hoyt, please, I love this job. Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. It's a prop. It's part of my act now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. Randall told you that? You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. You're fired!

Joker

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- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.

Joker

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It's something I'll address once I have tenure, but for now... She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, I think I might be in danger of failing your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." And I said, "Anything?" And she said...

Joker

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It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." I can't use my real last name at this college 'cause they don't hire Jews.

Joker

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I know. I know. Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. So, she comes to me during my office hours.

Joker

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So, I'll tell you how I operate. I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university...

Joker

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Jefferson Street. Next stop, Ninth Ave.

Joker

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...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ."

Joker