Yeah, that sounds great. Can we set up a date right now? Are you available next Thursday?
Joker
17s
Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.
Joker
1.4s
Arthur, stop!
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
Joker
1.2s
Yeah?
Joker
2.1s
Sorry, Mom.
Joker
11.6s
Happy, what was that? Are you okay? Mom, what? That noise! Did you hear that noise? I'm watching an old war movie! Turn it down! Um...
Joker
1.5s
Thank you, Murray.
Joker
1.2s
Here.
Joker
4.5s
If you don't return the sign, I gotta take it out of your paycheck.
Joker
34.9s
Okay, hold on. Hold on. There's nothing funny about that. I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, and he never came back. Aww. I know what that's like, Murray. I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother. All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. Aww.
Joker
4.3s
You gotta protect yourself out there. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked.
Joker
16.6s
Oh, my God. I hated school as a kid. But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
6.9s
Please, stop! We got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady.
Joker
13.9s
Hi. What's your name? I'm Bruce. Bruce. I'm Arthur.
Joker
2s
Punch him in the dick, Gary.
Joker
5.5s
I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!