And finally, tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... ...authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. And not just any rats, but super rats, who are hard to kill. He must not be getting my letters. Yeah. It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. He's a busy man. Please. I worked for that family for years. The least he could do is write back.
Joker
5.4s
Murray. Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit.
Joker
1.2s
You okay?
Joker
8.4s
This building is so awful, right, Mommy? Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. It's so awful, Mommy.
Joker
1.9s
I'm sorry. What's that?
Joker
13.7s
I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should've just stayed. You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? She was in love. She couldn't wait to get away from you. Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw.
Joker
1.5s
Um...
Joker
6.2s
Yeah, that sounds great. Can we set up a date right now? Are you available next Thursday?
Joker
17s
Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.
Joker
1.4s
Arthur, stop!
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
Joker
1.2s
Yeah?
Joker
41.8s
Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. Sorry, mate. Yeah. It doesn't seem fair, getting fired like that. Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Artie? What the fuck would you do that for? Is that part of your new act, Arthur? If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you're just gonna shoot yourself? Why don't you ask Randall about it? It was his gun. - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? What the fuck are you talking about? Stop talking out of your ass, Art. Oh, no! I forgot to punch out.
Joker
2.1s
Sorry, Mom.
Joker
11.6s
Happy, what was that? Are you okay? Mom, what? That noise! Did you hear that noise? I'm watching an old war movie! Turn it down! Um...
Joker
1.5s
Thank you, Murray.
Joker
2s
Punch him in the dick, Gary.
Joker
5.5s
I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!