Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? Nice outfit, pal. If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be a good one. You know that, right? - Hey! Hey! - Grab it! Go, go, go! Hey! He's coming! Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. - Look at him running. - Let's go! Stop them! Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car!
Joker
3.1s
My mom died. I'm celebrating.
Joker
6.6s
But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... I love you, Murray! I love you, too.
Joker
2.7s
All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys.
Joker
2.3s
I don't want you worrying about money, Mom.
Joker
2.5s
You want one? Yeah.
Joker
1.3s
You good?
Joker
15.9s
Oh, no, no, no. No, you cannot joke about that. Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. That's not that kind of humor we do on this show. Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray.
Joker
2.6s
Okay, okay. Here's one.
Joker
4.1s
Oh, my God! What are you doing in here?
Joker
7s
You know how you used to tell me that my laugh was a condition?
Joker
11.3s
Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.
Joker
43.2s
- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.
Joker
11.3s
I've been using it as a journal, but also as a joke diary. Funny thoughts or observations.
Joker
3s
This building is so awful, isn't it?
Joker
14.5s
He's an extraordinary man, Happy. He's a very powerful man. We were in love. He said it was best that we not be together because of appearances.
