So, I'll tell you how I operate. I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university...
Joker
2.2s
Stand clear of the closing doors.
Joker
1.7s
Bitch!
Joker
7.7s
It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." I can't use my real last name at this college 'cause they don't hire Jews.
Joker
3.6s
I think I felt better when I was locked up in the hospital.
Joker
4s
...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ."
Joker
1.3s
You good?
Joker
8.6s
Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. You need to eat. You need to eat. Look how skinny you are.
Joker
7.7s
I know. I know. Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. So, she comes to me during my office hours.
Joker
4.4s
I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication.
Joker
1.6s
You sure?
Joker
1.8s
Nothing.
Joker
7s
Arthur, you're on seven different medications. Surely, they must be doing something.
Joker
6s
How does it feel to have to come here? Does it help to have someone to talk to?
Joker
25.1s
And finally, tonight, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... ...authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. And not just any rats, but super rats, who are hard to kill. He must not be getting my letters. Yeah. It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. He's a busy man. Please. I worked for that family for years. The least he could do is write back.
Joker
2.2s
Hey, you want some French fries?
Joker
2.1s
Stay down, freak!
Joker
5.9s
The Murray Franklin Show is taped live before a studio audience in beautiful downtown Gotham City.
