This is incredible. Yeah. He started it in 1980 and he just keeps adding to it. It's his masterpiece. Mort built all of this? Yeah. Can you believe it? Yes, I can.
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GERTRUDE: Oh, sweetie. MORT: So good. CALVIN: Okay. SUSIE: Let's go, let's go. One minute left. One minute. RUBY & SUSIE: First word! A little word. No, big word. Uh, if. It's. Uh, and. It's. Uh, the, the, the. RUBY: Well, uh... What.
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MORT: That's a good boy, good boy. GERTRUDE: He is such a good boy. So, Ruby... ...did you go to art school? No, I didn't train formally. I just sort of picked things up here and there. That's right. Just do it. You learn more that way, eh? I mean, look at Calvin, eh? Right, hijo mío? Ha-ha-ha. Um, Mort, could you not feed Scotty? Aw, don't worry. He loves it. It'll upset his stomach. Dogs love human food. They do. CALVIN: No, they don't. MORT: They do. I painted when I was young. RUBY: Did you? Yeah. Calvin never told me. GERTRUDE: Well, their father didn't approve. Because she painted porn. Nudes. In positions. It was basically porn. I think they are very sexy, Harry. Mort's been encouraging me to take it up again. You should do it, Mama. You're very good at it. Lovey. You're good at everything. GERTRUDE: Lovey. MORT: Everything is so good, Mama.
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I think she and Mort seem really happy.
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She didn't used to be like this.
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[WHISPERS] Calvin.
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RUBY [SINGING]: Skinnamarinky dinky dink Dinky do I love you Skinnamarinky dinky dink Dinky do I love you I love you in the morning And in the afternoon Honey, I'm trying to read.
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MORT: Wha...? Hey. Ruby, bed. RUBY: Right now? Yes. Why won't you take it? I want you to have it. What's going on? Calvin won't accept my present. Why not? Mort works hard on his furniture. MORT: Yeah. I call it the Lone Pine. That's beautiful. Don't you like it? Of course he does. It's a great chair. Come on, sit down, sit down. Just feel the wood. Calvin...
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You don't have any friends.
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2.3s
That's a lot of pressure.
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Are you okay?
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Now do it with me. Do it with me.
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How do we make it better?
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GERTRUDE: Calvin, honey?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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Dinner's in a half hour.
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Uh, don't make fun of Scotty. [LAUGHING] Oh, calm down. Hey, come on. Take it. SUSIE: Oh, my God. You look so cute here. HARRY: That was such a classic. I told you I don't want it. You should try it. It's really mellow. MORT: It's all right. He doesn't need it.