CALVIN: This is the true and impossible story of my very great love. In the hope that she will not read this and reproach me... ...I have withheld many telling details.
Ruby Sparks
14.4s
This would just be for me. I'd like you to write a page... ...about someone who sees Scotty all slobbery and scared... ...and likes him anyway, just the way he is. You think you could do that for me?
Ruby Sparks
10.5s
That's what you have over every other poor schmuck out there with a broken heart. You can write about it. And who would wanna read that? Lots of people.
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
We are lucky to have him around. Ladies and gentlemen, Calvin Weir-Fields. [APPLAUSE]
Ruby Sparks
1.9s
I made you up.
Ruby Sparks
5.4s
I'm assertive. Ha, ha. No. You're stubborn. That's different.
Ruby Sparks
6.7s
Who? F. Scott Fitzgerald. The novelist. Great Gatsby.
Ruby Sparks
2.5s
What do you mean I'm not your type?
Ruby Sparks
6.4s
Ugh. Okay, so the guy I'm writing... Yeah, what's his name? Uh, Calvin.
Ruby Sparks
4.2s
MORT & RUBY: Yeah! MORT: Yeah! HARRY: That was beautiful.
Ruby Sparks
18.6s
[WHISPERS] Remember how Dad used to say I had an overactive imagination? HARRY [OVER PHONE]: Are you saying Ruby is in your house? I started seeing her this morning. It's like that movie Harvey, except she's not a giant rabbit. It's not like she knows she's imaginary, either. She thinks we're in the relationship in my book. It is freaking me out.
Ruby Sparks
2.5s
What I'm trying to say is...
Ruby Sparks
6.4s
I usually go for guys who are a little more, um, assertive.
Ruby Sparks
19.9s
Period. What do they say, "write what you've been through"? Write what you know. Exactly. Write what you know. I've known girls like Ruby. Yeah? Who? Girls. Lila? Not fucking Lila. You've had one relationship. For five years. You never even lived together.
Ruby Sparks
7.8s
...but she's a weirdo. Sometimes, she's mean as fuck for no reason. She's a person.
Ruby Sparks
22.3s
WOMAN [ON RADIO]: - Point-nine KCRW. Up next, tickets for KCRW members. If you haven't won anything from us in the last 90 days... I hear they're doing a zombie film festival at the cemetery. You wanna go? We could do a shot every time someone gets bitten. Okay. Bye. Bye? Where are you going? Nowhere.
