Humans, this is your final warning. Failure to comply will result in your...
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Come on!
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You might all not be you. How did you know O-Man wasn't O-Man? Because his birthmark was back. What does that prove? Because of what Basil said. They make a copy from your DNA. That's why he had his birthmark. He was new, like a baby. Like a man-baby. Like a "maybe". Oliver with none of the shit that had happened to the real Oliver. The laser surgery! So the blanks really are just blank?
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Steven, in 1987 we were playing cricket and I accidentally pushed you onto a broken bottle that nearly went up your ass. So? Show us your bum.
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Very nice. Thank you. Pete, you got that 50cc Suzuki in 1988, and you let me have a go on it and I ran over your leg.
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There's only one Gary King. How do I know you guys are you? We've been together the whole time.
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Wait, how do we know you put her in the car?
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No wear and tear, no scars.
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What? Just do it!
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This way!
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That was supposed to be the beginning of my life.
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Yeah. What do you want?
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Gary King of the humans.
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What are you doing? No, don't go out there. Gary King.
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Please, stand by.
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Now, you might think Gary's a bit of a cock, and he is a bit of a cock, but he's my cock. Oh, thanks, man. But he is a detriment to himself, just as Earth is a detriment to the galaxy. What did you say? You act out the same cycles of self-destruction again and again. At this point your planet is the least civilized in the entire galaxy.
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And therein lies the necessity for this intervention. Must the galaxy be subjected to an entire planet of people like you? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
