- Oh, God. - Hold that shot with Georgia and Mike. He just talked about her age. - She's gonna kill me. - Well...
The Ugly Truth
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Hey. Everything okay? How's the ankle treating you? Couldn't be better. I was just calling to let you know how much I enjoyed meeting you last night.
The Ugly Truth
1.7s
Oh, look, hold on. It's coming!
The Ugly Truth
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Good one. - It's like Crossfire. - That was a good one. While we're making these observations... ...you two project this image of the perfect couple, when clearly it's a lie.
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But you know that. And as horrible as it sounds... ...I was editing that speech the entire time you were giving it. And the time you fed me caviar, I was in physical pain. I hate being fed like a toddler. That's how much of a control freak I am. But I couldn't show you any of that, because... ...who would love someone like that?
The Ugly Truth
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Since you couldn't come to Lake Tahoe, I decided to come to you. - How did you know I was here? - Joy told me. I just started thinking about all the stuff we were going to do there, and I... Come here. - decided I couldn't wait.
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- You forgot your cat. - Right. I had a spider on me. - Yeah. - It's gone now, though. Good. - Bye. - Okay. - Thanks again. - Good night.
The Ugly Truth
3s
Amazing. And they're of...
The Ugly Truth
5.5s
Yeah, I've got an adult male bonobo monkey in my pants. I'd like to see that.
The Ugly Truth
3.6s
Well? What do you think?
The Ugly Truth
1.7s
Yeah.
The Ugly Truth
2.6s
You are a great guy, you really are.
The Ugly Truth
35s
- How is that possible? - Well, I don't know. But I am scaling back the news and giving it to The Ugly Truth. Stuart, I really think this is a mistake. What do we even know about this guy? - Who is he, really? - Moved here when he was 10... ...pitched two consecutive Little League Championships. Cute. "Most Likely to Get Slapped" in his senior yearbook. Three years San Jos� State. Salesman of the Year at Dobson Medical in '04. Once arrested for urinating out of a moving vehicle... That is challenging. - Tell me about it. - Never married, hates asparagus. Look, let's just keep a smile on this guy's face... ...and we'll both get our contracts renewed.
The Ugly Truth
1.3s
How was school?
The Ugly Truth
16.3s
- Holy shit. - Break for commercial. - No. - Stuart said keep rolling no matter what. What? When? This is my show. - Not right now, it isn't. - Not right now. Come on, Larry. I watched your show for years. You used to be this cool, confident cat.
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- So how often do you flick it? - I don't know. How often do you flick it? You're only asking me that so you can picture me flicking mine... ...while you flick yours. - No. I would never picture you while I do that, which is not something I do. - I don't do that, not ever. - Yes, you would. - No. No. No. - Never? I find it impersonal. Abby, what could be more personal than you flicking your bean? - I just don't see myself that way, okay? - Okay, well, I do. Come here.