It's me, Nikki. Why haven't you called me? I miss you. - I can't stop thinking about your huge... - Hey. - Who's that? - Rubbing all over my...
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Well, you better start. Because if you don't wanna have sex with you, why the hell would Colin?
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Doctor's office. Hi. This is Abby Richter calling for Dr. Anderson. - Please hold. - Yes, I'll hold. What are you doing? Why are you calling this guy? No. - Dr. Anderson. - Hi, Colin. This is Abby. Your neighbor from last night.
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Hey, how are you, folks? All right, Mike, welcome. Now, listen. Men, we men, I think I can say "we men." Not necessarily "wee" men, but men of all sizes... - No, I get it. I get it. - We're not known for our expertise... ...in matters of the heart.
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Yes. I've got a list of demands that I would like to make after the show... ...and let me just warn you, they're gonna be scatological.
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Since when do you have an agent? And since when is it okay... ...to book Late Night without the producer's approval?
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Mike. Mike.
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You're beautiful. You're smart. You... You never criticize. You know what? You never try to control the situation. And I've gotta say, it's a breath of fresh air... ...because I know so many women who are total control freaks... ...and it's a nightmare. - I just love that you're not like that. - But I am.
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Let me tell you, it comes out so fast, right? Oh, wow, I guess we have to get naked sooner than I thought.
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I heard about the offer from CBS.
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Sorry, buddy, that's my toy.
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Quite possibly the best I have ever tasted.
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- I embarrassed you. - No. You're just not what I'm used to.
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You know what I like best about you, Joe? Is I don't wanna have sex with you at all. I'm relieved to hear that.
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You know what? Why don't you try this on? - I think this would be wonderful. - Now, that is a bra. Boobies in this thing say, "Put me in your mouth, I taste good." I'm actually wearing one right now as we speak.
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...on the ashes of Mike Chadway.
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No, that's good. Now make him suffer. Make him suffer. Suffer. Abby, I was wondering if you'd like to go...
