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Hi. Can I get some water for the table? Yeah, a bottle of flat water, please? - Sure. - Thank you. Just one second. I'm sorry. Did you know they've done studies that show... ...tap water and bottled water are the same thing. They passed a law where restaurants have to filter their tap water... ...so it's filtered water, which is the same as bottled water... ...except you don't have to pay 7 dollars for it. I like the way it tastes better. Can I get a Scotch on the rocks too? - Thank you. - Oh, yeah. I thought... I thought in your profile it said you... You like to drink red wine.

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- What are you doing? - I'm looking for the remote. - What remote? - For the...

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You're a lesbian. - What? - Well, you must be. I mean, you just described the perfect woman. Why are you so threatened by these qualities? Is it perhaps because you don't possess a single one of them... ...and that is the real reason why women aren't interested in you? Okay. Okay, I'll give you 100 bucks of my own money... ... to go get this guy and bring him down here and let me meet him. Well, he's out there, somewhere. Wait a second. You're not even dating this guy?

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Then who have you been?

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You couldn't spend a day without me. Yes. I just can't get enough of your sparkling wit and charm. Stuart thought you needed a producer more than I needed to get laid. Come on, I gotta check in. We leave in five minutes.

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We got beat by all the network shows, including a rerun of Who's the Boss? The one where the vacuum breaks. It's just a temporary setback. Things will be better tomorrow. You know that guy with the cable-access show... ...on Channel 83 does better. If we program Jerry Springer reruns... ...we'd do a nine-share at a quarter of the price. Please don't tell me you're thinking of killing the show. We're not a family-run station anymore, Abby. I mean, I love you. You're great at what you do. But you gotta get me some numbers. I got two daughters in college and a son in beauty school. I don't know how much you know about Vidal Sassoon, but that shit ain't cheap.

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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.

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- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.

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They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.

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Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.

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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.

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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.

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- Good night. - Yeah, good night.

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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.

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Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.

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Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.

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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.

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I like rising with the sun, and a view.

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- What are you doing? - I'm looking for the remote. - What remote? - For the...

Then who have you been?

You couldn't spend a day without me. Yes. I just can't get enough of your sparkling wit and charm. Stuart thought you needed a producer more than I needed to get laid. Come on, I gotta check in. We leave in five minutes.

No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.

- Cute kid. - Yeah. Here, do me.

They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.

Your bean. Flick it. Down there. Gross! That's what you call it? What is wrong with you? No, well, actually, I call it masturbating... ...but I thought that might offend your delicate ladylike sensibilities.

You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.

On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.

- Good night. - Yeah, good night.

I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.

Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.

Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.

Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.

I like rising with the sun, and a view.