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Oh, so the elevator wasn't a gesture? The elevator was a moment of passion... ...followed by a moment of panic on your part, apparently. - Panic? I came by your room. - Yes, and then you ran away. That wasn't panic, sweetheart. That was an unwillingness to compete... ...with the walking checklist that was in your bed. You should be thanking me. We got 10 seconds. Are we ready to soar up, up and away? Well, there you have it, folks. That's the ugly truth. A girl in heat for two guys... ...will choose the one with the better r�sum�. That is bullsh...
The Ugly Truth
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Okay? Now, let's take the first caller. How dare you burn those books. They've helped my personal life more than I can say. What's your boyfriend's name, princess? Well, I'm not seeing anyone right now. My point exactly, Shrek. Next caller. You're on the air. So you're saying that men are incapable of love?
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But I hear you have some very interesting ideas and theories. What advice would you give to the people out there... ...that are looking for love? - My advice would be: Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
The Ugly Truth