And what exactly are we celebrating? Hello? Craig Ferguson? I was just on it. I mean, maybe you saw it?
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He came to surprise me. I...
The Ugly Truth
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You can't go because you have a date? You have no idea how hard those are for her to get.
The Ugly Truth
11s
Come on, let's dance. No, I'm serious. I've seen your spazzy dance, now I wanna see the real thing. - No, really. I can't dance like that. - I can. Well, kind of.
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On the one hand, you have to push the guy away with a cold indifference... ...on the other, you have to be a sexually teasing tornado.
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I'm looking for a guy with sandy brown hair, athletic build, blue eyes.
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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
The Ugly Truth
4s
Abby? What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Tahoe.
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No, I'm describing a type. I thought that's what we were doing. What? You don't even know him? Whoa, okay, now I get the picture.
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They're going through puberty. They got enough problems. Mom said when she was 14, she was the prettiest girl in class. Well, I was there when she was 14, and let me tell you something. She lied. Don't listen to your Uncle Mike.
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You were... You were telling them.
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They're all great. Can we go over your intro one more time? - "I'm Jack Magnum, and this is..." - The Ugly Truth. Okay. Let's maybe lose the gun thing. What? Gun's my signature move. Unless the NRA is paying your mortgage this month... ...I say lose the effing gun.
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Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
The Ugly Truth
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- Good, you're ready. - For what? The dinner with corporate. - Didn't you get my e-mail? - No. And I can't. I have a date with Colin.
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
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4.3s
Have a little something else on its way up for you. You are going to love it.
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I'll be there in about 15 minutes, so stop arguing. Okay, thanks. Bye.
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Which, in turn, screws with your manhood. What's your point? - Yes, Georgia, take control. - My point, Georgia... My point is that your husband... ...hasn't had sex with you in...
