Colin's penis. That's what you wanna talk about right now? Because I thought we should talk about... ...what you're gonna say on the show. Yeah. Okay. So tell me, Mike, how did The Ugly Truth start? Well, Mr. Irish Craig Ferguson...
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- Not bad. - I just... I don't wanna be perceived as a bimbo. I mean... And I don't want you to be a bimbo. You have to be two people: the saint and the sinner. The librarian and the stripper.
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D'Artagnan. Shit.
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Good morning, Sacramento. I'm Larry Freeman.
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All right. If we're gonna do this, we might as well milk it. Two, get ready to go wide. One, tight on his hand. Lick the Jell-O off her finger.
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All right, we're live in five, four, three... Two, one. - Think this guy's any good? - He better be. I'm Jack Magnum, and this is The Ugly Truth. - Peace. - Oh, Jesus. He's going political. We'll do a couple questions with the balloon pilot... ...about how often couples get it on in-flight, and then we're out. Got it.
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Guess I should be happy about this, right? Yeah. Yeah. You've never gotten a 12-share before. I feel dirty.
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- My floor. - Yeah.
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Well, thanks for being you.
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Such a generous man. You're telling me you've never slept with them? - Well, no, I didn't say that. - That's my point. Men, or man-whores... ...prefer women in slutty clothes who suck lots of cock. Every man wants that.
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No one.
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...flick the bean? - What bean?
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Who's Doug?
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- Hold that thought. - No, hey, you won't get in trouble. Down a bit. Down a bit.
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Well, it certainly can't hurt. Ladies, you look quite fetching.
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Do you realize that I once had... ...the Archbishop Desmond Tutu on this show? - Who's that? - I can't demonstrate how far I've fallen.
