Found 462 results
23.6s
Wait. We need to make one more stop. - Why? I have tons of stuff. - We have to make your hair longer. Men like something to grab onto other than your ass. My hair is fine. There's nothing wrong. Abby, a ponytail implies that you are either operating heavy machinery... ...or emptying the litter box. Neither of those things inspires an erection. Why is it my responsibility to inspire an erection? Isn't that his job? Shut up.
The Ugly Truth
23s
They use sex as a way to end an argument. One of my favorite techniques as well. In fact, when they come upon a new food source... ...they have a gangbang in order to decrease tension... - Small person on-set. - Thanks. - which is something we humans should look into. No, no, no. This is not for children. It's okay. I know him. - You do? - Yeah. - sit on their asses all day and boss their men around.
The Ugly Truth
28.1s
What the hell happened to you? And you, Georgia. I mean, this one's no dumb bunny. The only way she was getting off the weekend shift... ...was by hooking up with you. Then, lo and behold, she became more popular than you did. Ended up with twice your salary. - Camera 2, two-shot. - Come on, Larry, take him down. Hold on, pal. I am very proud of my wife's success. Baloney, you are. You hate her success. You feel emasculated by her. And that screws with your head.
The Ugly Truth
17.4s
Keep it clean, moving, stick to the script. You are on a live affiliate news program. You do not have the luxury of using "blow" and "job" in the same sentence. If you say anything scatological, you will be fired. - Oh, really? - Yes. I thought that you were the one that was gonna get fired... ...if you don't keep me happy.
The Ugly Truth
19.9s
Oh, come on. He's got a point of view. We don't have to like it. I mean, we're newspeople. We're objective. Stone Phillips interviews terrorists. Doesn't mean he likes them, he does it for ratings. I have a list of ideas to improve ratings. - You'll like it. We don't need him. - Not at all. - "An intimate profile of the mayor." - I like that. - I like the mayor. - Fantastic.
The Ugly Truth