Stuart, I'm pulling up. I'm gonna try to catch him. Okay. I'll call you back.
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...his desperate neighbor. - I'm not desperate.
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Why do you hate my guts? Your innards are of no consequence to me. It's what you represent. Oh, you hate the truth. Your skewed perception of male-female interaction is not the truth. But your imaginary boyfriend's the truth? For your information, I happened to meet him. Well, I hope he's real this time, because otherwise this is just sad. Oh, he's real. He's very real. Not to mention stunningly handsome, morally sound. He's a surgeon. An orthopedic surgeon. - You know what that means. - What?
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- Hello. May I be of assistance? - Yes, you may. We need cocktail dresses... ...tight jeans and some bras that'll make my friend's breasts... ...sit up and say hello. - They're not saying hello now? - What are they saying? - They're giving more of a passing nod... ...rather than an outright greeting.
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- Night. - Night.
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I am an award-winning news producer. Award-winning producer. I am an award-winning news producer. I am an award-winning news producer. You're an award-winning news producer. - You don't knock? - Well, I did knock. You didn't answer. So essentially, your knock was negated by your complete lack of adherence... ...to the social etiquette that follows a knock.
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- A real bird? - It's flying around. - A sparrow? - Why?
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So you guys here to give me a raise or what?
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I'm fine.
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I'm so sorry. - Oh, God. I'm so, so sorry. - No, it's okay. You know, I can get this out. I'm sure I can. - What fabric is this? - I don't know. Cotton? Cotton. Cotton's the worst. Well, actually, leather's the worst. - After that would be suede. - Okay. - I think I can get it out. - Abby.
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Okay.
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Sorry to hijack your date, brother. No worries. You're a producer as well? No, dude, I'm the talent. So you're an anchor, then? No, I do The Ugly Truth. - Hasn't he ever seen our show? - Come on, Stuart. Our show's way too low-brow for Colin.
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If it weren't for these three things, men and women wouldn't even speak.
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- Eleven months. - God. Eleven months. How do you live? Come on.
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- Excuse me. - Mike, you see your office?
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Rule number one: never criticize.
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Second of all, you're supposed to do that to 25-year-old girls... ...who think they're hot and can get any guy they want... ...not 14-year-old girls.