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Morning, everyone, I'm Larry Freeman. Another beautiful day in Sacramento. And I'm here with a beautiful woman. - Go, 1. - All right, here we go. Thank you, Larry. - I'm Georgia Bordeney. - Ready for the single on Georgia. For years, there have been concerns about lowering television standards. But many believe that this man and his local public-access show... ...have brought things to a new low. With that, we welcome Mike Chadway. How you doing, guys? Mike, how do you respond to people who say your show is offensive? Well, it is. But then again, so is the truth.
The Ugly Truth
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- Check it out. Your replacement's on. - Jack Magnum. - My what? - How's it going, Jack? Your replacement? Most of you are watching this show so you can learn how to get chicks. Well, let me assure you, you're in good hands. You're looking at a guy... ...who personally has had sex with over 137 women. Most of them conscious.
The Ugly Truth
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Hi. Can I get some water for the table? Yeah, a bottle of flat water, please? - Sure. - Thank you. Just one second. I'm sorry. Did you know they've done studies that show... ...tap water and bottled water are the same thing. They passed a law where restaurants have to filter their tap water... ...so it's filtered water, which is the same as bottled water... ...except you don't have to pay 7 dollars for it. I like the way it tastes better. Can I get a Scotch on the rocks too? - Thank you. - Oh, yeah. I thought... I thought in your profile it said you... You like to drink red wine.
The Ugly Truth
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You're a lesbian. - What? - Well, you must be. I mean, you just described the perfect woman. Why are you so threatened by these qualities? Is it perhaps because you don't possess a single one of them... ...and that is the real reason why women aren't interested in you? Okay. Okay, I'll give you 100 bucks of my own money... ... to go get this guy and bring him down here and let me meet him. Well, he's out there, somewhere. Wait a second. You're not even dating this guy?
The Ugly Truth
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- That is a problem. - Yeah. Call Matt at Media Lab. He's got some Skycams. - Where are all my weathermen? - Right here. - Hey. - Hello. Thank you all for coming. You guys look great. Thanks for being here. Good. Is there a reason they're all overweight? If they get the forecast wrong... ...research shows people are more willing to forgive a fat guy. I hate to do this. I don't think I can work with her. It's bad enough I have to take her criticism at home. - A man can only endure so much. - Larry, you are not a man... ...you are a newsman.
The Ugly Truth