Great job, ladies. I can still taste you. You know what I mean.
The Ugly Truth
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What the hell happened to you? And you, Georgia. I mean, this one's no dumb bunny. The only way she was getting off the weekend shift... ...was by hooking up with you. Then, lo and behold, she became more popular than you did. Ended up with twice your salary. - Camera 2, two-shot. - Come on, Larry, take him down. Hold on, pal. I am very proud of my wife's success. Baloney, you are. You hate her success. You feel emasculated by her. And that screws with your head.
The Ugly Truth
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Keep it clean, moving, stick to the script. You are on a live affiliate news program. You do not have the luxury of using "blow" and "job" in the same sentence. If you say anything scatological, you will be fired. - Oh, really? - Yes. I thought that you were the one that was gonna get fired... ...if you don't keep me happy.
The Ugly Truth
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Oh, come on. He's got a point of view. We don't have to like it. I mean, we're newspeople. We're objective. Stone Phillips interviews terrorists. Doesn't mean he likes them, he does it for ratings. I have a list of ideas to improve ratings. - You'll like it. We don't need him. - Not at all. - "An intimate profile of the mayor." - I like that. - I like the mayor. - Fantastic.
The Ugly Truth
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- Oh, my God. For me? - Oh, my God, he sent you flowers!
The Ugly Truth
2s
Is it dorky if I say yes?
The Ugly Truth
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I need some emergency advice.
The Ugly Truth
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- Hey, hey, the gang's all here. - Hey. - Harold, Bob, you remember Abby. - Hi. And this is... - And we all know Mike Chadway. - And who are these lovely ladies? Something tells me we won't be talking about the news tonight. That's right.
The Ugly Truth
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No. Honestly, no worries. Just come here.
The Ugly Truth
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...any better than Larry. You just have to let him be a man.
The Ugly Truth
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Coming up, we're gonna visit the aquarium... ...and see how Penny the Porpoise is. Can she clear that 10-foot pole... ...with a ball on her nose? When we come back. When we come back.
The Ugly Truth
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Actually, it's Late Late. It's two "lates." And since he became the hottest personality on morning TV. - Have you seen this guy's ratings? - Yes. Yes, I have. Yeah, okay. Anyways, you leave tonight. - Okay. - It's all set. - How cool is this? - Come on, let's go. Oh, my God!
The Ugly Truth
2.9s
What the hell was that?
The Ugly Truth
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Had to stick his finger up some guy's butt in medical school. You disgust me.
The Ugly Truth
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I'm here whenever you need me. I'm gonna put my home number on the back of my business card. If your ankle starts giving you any problems, give me a call. Great. Thanks.
The Ugly Truth
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I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash next to you. I want the janitor to come vacuum up the ashes of Mike with his Dustbuster... ...and when he dumps it outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate...
