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Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. Hey. How'd you do? - Fine. - Yeah? Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!

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"Efforts must be doubled."

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Absolutely.

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Efforts must be doubled.

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Stifler's mom is coming here.

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- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. Gin.

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Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise? Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about. Your main problem is you're so uptight.

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She's coming.

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Pointer... less tongue.

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Stifmeister's palace of love... straight love.

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Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.

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What the fuck?

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I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?

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Now, wait just a minute. Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs? No. Stifler wanted one from us. What? Bullshit. He did. And it was horrible. Very horrible. You guys, you wanna play some "asshole"? Just watching the game, Kev. I just wanna do something together. We just did something together. Very together. Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here. Now, just so there's no confusion... Santa Porn has just brought us some heterosexual entertainment.

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Mucilage is dangerous territory... and I would think any adhesive product... would have a warning right on the tube. I thought it was a lubricant. I was trying to use lubricant. Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Excuse me? Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Oh, well, we're sorry. But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bit of a medical emergency. Thanks, Dad. Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... is not a priority, lady. It's at the bottom of the totem pole.

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Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.

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Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.

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Let me try that dildo.

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Yes! I'm never even gonna think about political science again. Hey. How'd you do? - Fine. - Yeah? Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes. - You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!

"Efforts must be doubled."

Absolutely.

Efforts must be doubled.

Stifler's mom is coming here.

- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. Gin.

Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise? Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about. Your main problem is you're so uptight.

She's coming.

Pointer... less tongue.

Stifmeister's palace of love... straight love.

Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.

What the fuck?

I mean, did you want some... funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?

Michèle, why did you ditch me after prom? I didn't ditch you. I just... Our date was over.

Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.

Let me try that dildo.