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What's this door locked... Mom, where's...

American Pie

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Well, safer than a tube sock.

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Not bad, Chris. Really?

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- No! No. No. - Please, God. What's going on?

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That was a great night, huh?

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- Let me know. - Okay. Keep going. I should be able to talk to girls. I'm articulate. You know, I got a 720 on my S.A.T. Verbal. Bullshit. There's no way. I kid you not, man. Look. Listen. Copious. Verisimilitude. Oh, ohh. Now.

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Exactly. - Okay, Albert. You ready? - No problemo.

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Of course, I have no basis for comparison, but, uh, it was good. So you almost made it, huh, Oz? - I'll just say that we had a great night together. - Hang in there, buddy. - You'll get there. - You know, guys, I think we're falling in love. Wha... That's great, man. That's awesome.

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Suck me, beautiful! - Damn it, Stifler. - Checkout time! - Please, vacate the room. - You are such a jerk.

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If Sherman has sex before I do, I'm gonna be really pissed. Sherman? The Shermanator? Come on, man.

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Well, this is the... this is the, uh, female form. And they have focused on the breasts, uh, which are used primarily to, uh, feed young infants... - and, uh... and also, uh, in foreplay. - Right. This is, uh... This is Hustler. And this is a much more exotic magazine. Now, they have decided to focus on the, uh, pubic region... - Right. - The whole groin area. Look at the expression on her face. You see that? See what's she's doing? She's kind of looking right into your eyes saying, "Hey, big boy. Hey, how ya doin'?" - You see? - Right. Shaved is a magazine I'm not too familiar with, - but, again, if you flip to the center... Section... Well, you see the detail that, uh, that they go into in this picture here. - Uh-huh. Yeah. - It almost looks like a tropical plant or something... - underwater... thing. - Yeah. Yes. - Do you know what a clitoris is? - Oh, my God. - Well, don't say, "Oh..." - Yes, I know what a clitoris is. Oh, you do. Oh, I see. Yes, you do. I forgot you've been there and back. - You know everything... - I've learned about it in Sex Ed... - I really don't need you to talk about clitoris. - I'm trying to make this painless... - You know what? I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry. - No-no-no. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry. I shouldn't have got hot there. Well, you know what I'm going to do, Jim. I'm going to just leave these books here... for you to, uh, peruse at your, uh... at your leisure.

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- I'll never forget this. - Oh, I'll never forget it, either. - Thank you. - Uhh. - Well, bye. - Bye. Bye.

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That is what the cretins drink. I'm talking about alcohol, liquor. - The good stuff. - All right.

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# Midnight at the oasis # # Send your camel to bed # # Shadows painting our faces # # Traces # # Of romance in our heads # # Heaven's holding a half-moon # # Shining just for us # # Let's slip off to a sand dune # # Real soon # # And kick up a little dust # # Come on Cactus is our friend # # He'll point out the way # You know, at band camp we have dances like this, only they're way funner.

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Oh, wait. I left my beer downstairs. No. No. Here, babe! Thanks. You're really beautiful. Oh... - Really? - Oh, yeah.

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You actually said that? Shut up! You did a hell of a lot better than I did with Nadia. Oh, thanks, Jim, that's great. That's really reassuring. Hey, no problem, 'Nova. Hey, don't call me 'Nova anymore. I'm a... I'm a fraud. You guys are pathetic. I'm gonna find myself a little hottie. "Suck me, beautiful"!

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What's wrong? What is it?

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So, what's your major? Post-modern feminist thought. Oh, cool. Great night, isn't it? Sure. Yeah, it's just somethin' about the springtime that's just cool, you know? Like the smell of fresh rain or somethin'. Suck me, beautiful. What did you just say? Suck me, beautiful. My friends call me "'Nova," as in Casanova. That's pathetic. Jeez, you don't have to laugh at me. Well, there's just some things you need to learn, that's all. - Like what? - Well, you've got to tone it down. You don't need to come to a place like Lookout Point... and spout off cheeseball lines to be romantic. - Okay. - You have to pay attention to a girl. Be sensitive to her feelings. Relationships are reciprocal. Come on, Casanova. I'll take you back to your friends.

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