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Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.

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Let me try that dildo.

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Dung beetles.

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Cleaning my bathroom.

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Mastodons.

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- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating? - We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay. This is good. This is good. Obviously. - Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What? You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual. I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower. I'm sorry. Yeah, nonsexual. Right, right. Okay. - Chairs. - Good.

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Stand up.

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Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.

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Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.

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- What is it? A guest book? - Yeah, and look at this entry. "Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place. - There he is. - A night not soon to be forgotten. August '93." It's your brother, man. Look. Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach. Guys, this is what our party's gotta be. - Something we'll always remember. - Yes, definitely. Absolutely.

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Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No. The biggest pointer I could give you is... you have to feel comfortable in any situation. Stand up.

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- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. Gin.

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Pointer... less tongue.

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What the fuck?

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"Dear Jim.

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Mucilage is dangerous territory... and I would think any adhesive product... would have a warning right on the tube. I thought it was a lubricant. I was trying to use lubricant. Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Excuse me? Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Oh, well, we're sorry. But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bit of a medical emergency. Thanks, Dad. Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... is not a priority, lady. It's at the bottom of the totem pole.

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Thank you. Okay? My son... is sitting here right now... with his hand glued to his penis! But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis! - Or maybe you do! - Dad! Sorry. I'm sorry. You know, it just bugs me when people speak before they think.

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Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss! Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right? This summer's turned out to be great.

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Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.

Let me try that dildo.

Dung beetles.

Cleaning my bathroom.

Mastodons.

Stand up.

Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.

Okay. Now, don't freak out. I'm gonna do something to push your threshold. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing? I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun? Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.

Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No. The biggest pointer I could give you is... you have to feel comfortable in any situation. Stand up.

- You go fish. - Finch, we're playing gin. Gin.

Pointer... less tongue.

What the fuck?

"Dear Jim.

Thank you. Okay? My son... is sitting here right now... with his hand glued to his penis! But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis! - Or maybe you do! - Dad! Sorry. I'm sorry. You know, it just bugs me when people speak before they think.

Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss! Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right? This summer's turned out to be great.