- 'Appenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick? What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. Nuts you do, you little horn dog. Yeah! Yeah, baby! Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C." # Ahhhh # Come on! What's goin' on here?
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Jim? There's a, uh... a young lady here to see you. - Hey, Nadia. - Hi, James. Ready to study? Oh, he's always ready to study. He's a real bookworm, this kid. - Dad. - That means... He's not-not one of those nerdy guys but... - Dad! - Well, I'Il... I'll let you two hit the books.
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Yeah. Freak.
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Uh, just a second!
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Joanie, was that you? - Oh! - Can't hold it. Oh!
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Please, God, let this be it. Please?
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- Oh. - Oh, no. Oh, no. - No, no. - Oh, nice collection there, Jim. She's gonna leave. She's definitely gonna... She's getting comfortable. She's not gonna leave. She reads the articles.
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So, uh, "shaved" is the expression?
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# She's open waiting for more # # And I know he's only lookin' to score # - # Often they've typically # - Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. # Been starved for attention before ## Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no. Hello? - Looks like Jim addressed the e-mail wrong. - What? It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory. God, how juvenile. Hey, hey, hey, guys! - # Baby # - Check this out! Oh, my God!
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- Okay, that... That was good. - Yeah.
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And one time at band camp, we weren't supposed to have pillow fights, but we had a pillow fight, and it was so much fun. A- And this one time, we all lost our music and we were supposed to play this song, but we didn't know it, so we just made it up and we kept playing and playing, and the conductor didn't know what we were doing, and it was so funny. So, you're pissed about somethin', huh. You know what I do when I'm angry? I just play some Bach on my flute. It's so relaxing. - I learned to do that at band camp. - Hold on, uh... You have no idea why I'm angry? Is it because we have a test tomorrow? Sometimes I get cranky... - when I know I have a big test to study for. - Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty much it. - I thought so... - because this one time at band camp... - W-What's your name? - Michelle. - O-Okay. Michelle, um... Do you want to be my date for the prom? Really? You seriously want to go with me? Yes. Seriously. Are we going to Steve Stifler's party afterwards? Because that would be so cool. - Sure, whatever you want. - Cool! We're gonna have such a good time. It'll be like this one time at band camp when we all had a campfire...
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- Looks like you could use an extra hand. - Jim! - Well... Oh, God. - Shame on you. Yeah, shame on me. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. - Uh, you know, I'm just gonna go. - Well, you have seen me. Now, it's my turn to see you.
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Oh.
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You have anything to drink? I believe the kegs are upstairs.
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Yeah. You know, at least I learned how to shit in school, buddy. Hey, Finch. - Wanna dance? - Yeah.