Holy shit! Excuse me. Hey, excuse me. What the hell is going on?
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Something that I don't want to be.
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4.8s
She wanted me to be someone else.
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What do you want, Chris?
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2.5s
Heather, I want this.
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I love you.
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15.3s
Surprise! Hey! You made it. Of course. What do you think about the Lions this year? They got a shot? We'll see if their offensive line can hold. Are you planning on being on - All Stars? I actually haven't thought much about that. You should think about it.
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By the way, I had no clue what I was doing with any of this shit, so you got a lot of work to do.
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12.3s
But I'm not going to. You know why? Because I'm the fucking Stifmeister. And if you even look at me again. I will shit in your briefcase Dudes?
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5.4s
Definitely not for your dick. Because anybody that's peed next to you knows it's the size of a leprechaun's pinkie.
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9.9s
Oh, wow. Who the hell do you think you are? Are you acting tough in front of your girlfriend? Huh? Because we both know she's only with you for your money.
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2.2s
It's Stifler, fucker.
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3.5s
I'm sorry, guys, you'll have to excuse me.
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12.2s
Look, just because you got a fancy office and I don't even have a desk doesn't change who we really are. The truth is, you're still a dork, and I can still kick your ass.
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5.6s
That's not true. "That's not true." Oh, yeah, it is.
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5.2s
Allow me. Yeah, Kevin, allow him. This better be good, Stafler.
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3.6s
Shouldn't you be dancing with your girlfriend? Uh...
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Come on, buddy, I'm busting balls. Huh? Yeah, of course.
