Well, our first reunion is officially in the books. I don't know about you guys, but my night ended pretty well. It was great. I had a blast. It was unforgettable. Fuck yeah! I jizzed like a racehorse.
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I fucked Finch's mom. What? What was that?
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Oh, of course you did. But, thanks for understanding. I was thinking about it, and you're right. I should really wait for someone special.
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Oh, hey, baby!
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Now think of all the fans you have. Oh! I almost forgot, Mario Lopez is having a Memorial Day party.
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I'm sure you will.
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Look, I'm sorry about what I said the other night. No, I'm the one who should be apologizing. I can't believe the way I acted. I'm so embarrassed. Don't be.
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Dad, you've always been there to give me advice.
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Dad?
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But if there's anything that you want to talk about, I'm here for you.
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Oh, my God. Chris Ostreicher?
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Dad, it's okay. What you're going through is perfectly natural.
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She's a free spirit. She's something else. Yeah, she is.
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In some ways, you've completely changed, and, in other ways, you're exactly the same. Heather, you can believe this, nothing's changed.
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I think I'm the happiest man in the world thanks to you.