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- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
The Hangover
48.3s
I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
The Hangover
28.3s
Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
The Hangover
52.8s
STU: That's it. My life is over. Stu, it's okay. Look, shit happens. Come on. Melissa's not gonna know anything about this. - This never happened. I'll take care of it. - Come on. Put it here. Hey, what's all that? The High Roller package. It's what you ordered. I have coffee mugs. - What? EDDIE: You have baseball caps, huh? And fancy calendars, all with pictures of Stu and Jade. PHIL: Her name's Jade? Yeah, and she's beautiful, man. Clean, very tight. Tits like that. - But that's because she had a baby. PHIL: That explains the baby. - Oh, Carlos. Carlos. - Great. All right. Uh, here's the deal. We made a mistake last night. We need this marriage annulled. You do annulments? Of course I do. It breaks my heart and gonna make me sad... ...but it's no problem. Good price for you. I can't do it with just him, though. I need the chick. I need both parties. Oh, not a problem. That's great. Isn't that great, Stu? Come on, buddy. She probably knows where Doug is. - Awesome. - All right, all right. Okay. Uh...
The Hangover
59.5s
[ALAN CHUCKLES] You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So were there two... So there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago... ...when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought: 'Wait a second. Could it be? ' And now, I know for sure. I just added two more guys to my wolf pack." - All right. - All right. ALAN: "Four of us wolves... ...running around the desert together in Las Vegas... ...looking for strippers and cocaine." So tonight... ...I make a toast. - Whoa. - What...? - What do you got there? PHIL: Dude, what the fuck? DOUG: What the hell are you doing?
The Hangover