Using of the Rogaine, check. Make sure to call me right when you get to the hotel... ...not like that conference in Phoenix. I had to wait two hours for you to call me. Yeah, I was the keynote speaker. I was late to the podium. - Still? - Yeah, you're totally right. I'm sorry.
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Hey, Sid.
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- Stu? You avoiding me? - Hey. Melissa. Oh, my God. What happened to your tooth?
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And you know what else, honestly? Why would I risk this for, you know, a couple of minutes... ...of some 19-year-old hard body in a schoolgirl outfit?
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STUDENT: Hold on, I got it. Ahem, do you have to park so close? - Yeah. What's wrong? - I shouldn't be here. Why is that, Alan? I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school.
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- What is the matter? MELISSA: I don't know. I hope you're not gonna go to some strip club when you're up there. STU: Melissa, we're going to Napa Valley. I don't even think they have strip clubs in wine country. Well, I'm sure if there is one, Phil will sniff it out.
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"Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
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STU: Rogaine, check. And don't forget to use it. I can totally tell when you forget, your hair just looks thinner.
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Thank you, guys. Or should I say, "Thank you, Stu"? You're welcome. It's only because I love you.
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That is awesome.
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[GRUNTS]
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- Can I ask you another question? LISA: Sure. You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it? What do you mean?
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...because this circle's about as far as it's ever gonna go. In other words, forget everything. [CHUCKLES] Doug, I'm serious. I got a wife and kid.
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Vegas.
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What's on your arm?
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That's it. Shut up, bitches.
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DOUG: Oh, it's like college. - All right. I wanna talk about something. DOUG: All right. - I want to... ALAN: I'd like to...
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By the way, where you get that cop car from? We, uh, stole it from these dumb-ass cops. Nice. [LAUGHING] High five that one. Yeah, that's nice. PHIL: You know, I just have to say... ...I have never seen a more beautiful, elegant, just regal creature. PHIL: Check it out. Stu. Stu. Fuck this tiger. STU: Oh, my God. That's awful. MIKE: Oh, man. [STU LAUGHING ON VIDEO] PHIL [OVER TV]: Oh, shit. - Who does shit like that, man?