- Just give me one second. PHIL: We will leave without you.
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Hey. Sorry, MapQuest took us on a really crazy route.
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Guys, there's something I need to tell you.
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Change only, 10,000.
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Guys, I'm telling you, I looked for it this morning before we left. It's not anywhere. Fuck.
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...I slipped something in our Jägermeister.
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Uh-oh. - Right? - A little Jägermeister. - Good idea. - There it is. Good call. On the roof. Um, no, this is good. I'd like to make a toast. To Doug and Tracy. May tonight be...
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Why did you do that?
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I'm sor... Excuse me, sir? Hi. [EDDIE LAUGHS] Look at these guys. What happened? You miss me? You miss Eddie? You want more from me? How are you, my friend? Look at this guy. You're fucking crazy. What's going on, man?
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After we take the mug shots, we bring them down here... ...where they wait to be interviewed by the arresting officers. Trust me, kids, you do not wanna be sitting on these benches. We call this place Loserville. [KIDS LAUGHING] FOLTZ: Follow me. All right, let's do it. Come on.
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Hey, relax. Ow. Ow. Ow! - I have whiplash. - Get this other fat boy. Get the fat boy. ALAN: Hey, hey, hey. PHIL: All right, all right. STU: Hey, take it easy, take it easy!
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Yeah. Tuck it right in there. I don't want to re-sterilize. Walk with me.
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I know that guy. That's the guy from the trunk.
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That's a fake laugh, by the way.
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PHIL: What the fuck was that?
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Go, go, go!
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Right, Jade, uh, ahem, you remember our friend, Doug. Are you kidding? He was the best man. Exactly. Well, we can't find him, and we're getting worried. JADE: Oh, my God, that is so Doug. Ha, ha. Oh. [CRYING] Oh, sweetie, I'm... I'm gonna go clean him off. It's all right, Daddy didn't mean it. Oh, my God. What the fuck, man, you gotta hold it together. - Holy shit. - She is super hot. - You should be proud of yourself. - She's wearing my grandmother's ring! - What? - The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa. You remember, my grandmother's Holocaust ring? - Fuck. Okay. - She's wearing it. I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
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Eye of the tiger. Good. You're holding 50,000 volts, little man. Don't be afraid to ride the lightning.
