And I promise for as long as we're married... ...to never, ever put you through anything like this again.
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PHIL: Fuck! Shit. EDDIE: He shot me! - He shot Eddie! - Fuck this shit! [SQUEALING] [SCREAMS] PHIL: Fuck! Fuck!
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I just wish you could see this place, because you, of all people, would love it. Yeah. No, it's so quaint.
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[CAR HORNS HONKING]
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- I fully agree. - Oh.
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It's in the trunk.
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[GROWLING]
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What else? Um...
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Stop.
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Look, I already told you. You came in with a mild concussion, some bruised ribs. No big deal. Although none of you could articulate how it happened. Do you remember how many of us were here? Ah... I don't know. I think it was just you guys. Definitely no baby. - And one other guy. - That's our guy. Was he okay? Yeah. He was fine. Just whacked out of his mind. You all were. All right, come forward. And turn. All right.
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I want my purse back, assholes. - What? Your purse? - That's not a purse, it's a satchel. It's a purse. Okay? And you steal from wrong guy. Wait a second, wait a second. We stole from you? Okay, you know what? We don't remember anything that happened last night... ...so help us out a little here. Well, apparently you guys met at a craps table late last night. You were on a heater, and he played your hot streak. - He ended up winning just under 80 grand. - No shit? Eighty grand is nice. Okay, that's good. He put the chips in his purse, and then you guys took off with it. That doesn't sound like us. Mine had $80,000 inside. And this one? Nothing. Hey, there are Skittles in there.
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- You drugged us? - No, I didn't drug you. I was told it was ecstasy. Well, who told you it was ecstasy? The guy I bought it from at the liquor store. Why would you give us ecstasy? I wanted everybody to have a good time and I knew you guys wouldn't take it. It was just one hit each. I used to do three hits a night.
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[HORN HONKING] ALAN: Here he comes. That's him.
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- Hey, uh, these seats taken? - No, feel free.
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- Thank you. - Hey.
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[STU GRUNTING]
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- Hey, guys, he's not in there. - Did you check all the rooms? Yeah, I looked everywhere. Plus, his mattress is gone. He probably went to the pool to get something to eat. I'll just call his cell.