- What if they don't remember us? - Well, let's just find out.
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Oh, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, I know. Maybe it's because we found a baby, a human baby. That's it. That's it. It's because we found a fucking baby.
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All right, look, we were drugged last night. We have no memory of what happened. STU: It's true. We got in all kinds of trouble last night and now we can't find our friend. If you wanna kill us, go ahead because I don't care anymore. - What are you talking about? - I don't care. Why the fuck would you wanna steal his tiger? We tend to do dumb shit when we're fucked up. - I don't believe these guys, man. - Wait, how did you guys find us? One of you dropped your jacket. Found it in the tigers' cage this morning. That's Doug's. Yeah, Doug. His wallet and his room key is in there. - No, that's our missing friend. LEONARD: I don't give a fuck. - Did you guys see him? MIKE: I was fast asleep. Because if he was up, this wouldn't have gone down so smoothly. Maybe one of the tigers ate his ass like Omar.
Okay, good or bad, we don't remember so we got nothing to talk about. Nothing, guys. Nothing.
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Yeah, just have a little... [TIGER ROARING] [SCREAMS]
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Control yourself, man. Goddamn, will you put on some pants? - Phil, do not go in the bathroom. - AI, just calm down. It's me. Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom. - What's going on? - There's a jungle cat in the bathroom! - Okay, okay, Al. Al, I'll check it out. ALAN: Don't go in. Don't go in, don't go in. Be careful. Don't, don't.
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Stu, relax. Phil, Melissa is like a forensic accountant, okay? She scours my statements. If you want nuts... ...put your own credit card down. - Watch this.
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We're not gonna put it in the Bentley. You brought it here, you bring it back. What you think, about 40 minutes?
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- Okay. Whoa. Whoa. PHIL: Stu, Stu, Stu.
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If you want to see your friend again, you get me my 80 grand. - What? - Our friend? - You have Doug? PHIL: You know about our friend? [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] - Doug! - Doug!
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...that's somebody's daughter up there. - I was just gonna say that. See? I just wish your friends were as mature as you. They are mature, actually. You just have to get to know them better. PHIL: Paging Dr. Faggot. Dr. Faggot!
