Listen, Jade, l... Look, you don't have to say it. I totally understand. - This whole thing was stupid. - Huh.
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DAD: I'm gonna beat you! Ha-ha-ha.
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[LAUGHING] - Bye. - Bye.
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PHIL: What the fuck?
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Sorry I'm late.
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- Hey, Phil, what about my dad's car? - I'm sure Doug has it. We'll get it back. Then I vote we torch the cop car and all this shit with it.
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- These mugs. This hat. This car. - Hey! It's all evidence of a night that never happened. That is why we're torching all of it. Whoa, I'm a schoolteacher, I got a family, okay? I'm all for secrecy, but I'm not gonna torch a cop car. - Fine. I'll do it. - Can I help? - Yeah, thanks. - And how exactly are you gonna do that? Easy. You just pour kerosene over a ferret, light it on both ends, put it in. They're attracted to the gas lines. - What? A ferret? - Yeah. Yeah. Or a tamed raccoon, but it's a lot of trouble. ALAN: If you wanna... - Does it matter if it's tamed? Yeah, because if it's untamed, it won't take the kerosene as well. [CELL PHONE RINGING] PHIL: Is it Doug? - I don't have it. PHIL: It's Doug, it's Doug. Uh, it's Melissa. - Don't answer. - I have to. She's called twice already! - Can I ride shotgun? PHIL: Don't touch me. Hey, sweetheart, how are you? There you are. This is the third time I'm trying you. I know. The reception up here's crazy. I think it's all the sequoia trees, block the signal. Ugh, I hate that. So how was it last night? Ah, it was really fun, actually. It was quiet, but it was a good time.
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Okay, Felix, you can put your robe on. And the nurse will be in here in a minute. I'll see you after the weekend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, doctor.
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Fine.
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Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble. Or drink too much. Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit. STU: And one water.
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Thank you, guys. Or should I say, "Thank you, Stu"? You're welcome. It's only because I love you.
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I'll tell you one thing, you look seriously happy here, man.
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- Here's your car, officers. - Oh, God. All right, everybody act cool. All right, don't say a word. Come on, let's just get in and go. Come on.
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[SINGING "CANDY SHOP"]
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There you go. That's the stuff. I like the intensity.
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[CHATTERING]
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I don't know what to say. Thanks for the bachelor party, I guess?
